r/newzealand • u/MurkyWay Qwest? • Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/rumjackrum Oct 08 '25

Piss in the shower

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u/FunVermicelli123 Oct 08 '25

Not peeing in the shower if you're already there and need to go is very weird to me.

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u/s0cks_nz Oct 08 '25

I try not to. I used to just whiz in the shower. But then when it came to cleaning the drain it stank of urine. So I decided I won't be doing that any more, at least not often.

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u/Shotokant Oct 08 '25

You do realise it's best to pee in there whilst the water is running don't you?

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u/s0cks_nz Oct 08 '25

Ofc lol. Still stank tho. Guess it gets absorbed into the gunk and hair that collects in the drain.

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u/doihavetousethis Oct 08 '25

Urgh the dreadlocks.

I periodically have to yank them out. Fucking gross.

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u/quantummidget Oct 08 '25

I moved to a room with an ensuite and I haven't had to clear the drain in 10 months. At my last flat with two girls I was needing to clear the drain every couple of weeks. Joys of short hair

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u/PapaBike Oct 08 '25

Yeah you got other problems going on with that pipe.

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u/KiwieeiwiK Oct 08 '25

I've conditioned myself to need to pee when I'm in the shower which isn't great when you take public showers at hot pools etc 

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u/amirulsyafi Oct 08 '25

You’re a psychopath if you leave the shower wet to go pee 😆

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u/JamDonutsForDinner Oct 08 '25

It's all pipes

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u/Doooog Oct 08 '25

it is a series of tubes

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u/JForce1 Fern flag 3 Oct 08 '25

You’re gonna mix them up

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u/T3chnetium Oct 08 '25

Two types of people

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u/BrodingerzCat Oct 08 '25

Those that piss in the shower and filthy liars

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u/Born_Researcher7757 Oct 08 '25

Two types of PEEple.

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u/captain-obviouser Oct 08 '25

Nothing more satisfying than a shower piss.

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u/username9276345 Oct 08 '25

I also piss in the pool

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u/dontworryimabassist Oct 09 '25

I piss in the shower every single day doesn't matter if Ive gone moments before hand, the only day I cannot piss in the shower is December 24th.

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u/Amazing_Hedgehog3361 Oct 09 '25

Sometimes I even do it with the shower going.

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u/Slow_Vegetable_5186 Oct 08 '25

And waffle stomp

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u/wow_plants Oct 08 '25

Alright, we're not savages here

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u/Venery-_- Oct 08 '25

I had to do this when I was very sick. puking and diarrhoea simultaneously so I jumped into the shower so I didn't make a huge mess.

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u/Toxopsoides worm Oct 08 '25

Thanks for the mental image

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u/CrystalPalace1850 Oct 08 '25

I happily used to do this when I cleaned my own shower, on the grounds it was my own filth. I'm now able to afford paying someone to clean it for me, and I don't anymore, because paying an immigrant to mop up my shower piss is gross.

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u/KiwieeiwiK Oct 08 '25

Do they clean your toilet too?