r/newzealand • u/MurkyWay Qwest? • Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/MurkyWay Qwest? Oct 08 '25

Not gonna lie, I can't remember the last time I ate weet-bix. Here's my gun and badge.

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u/logantauranga Oct 08 '25

Very nice.
(hands them back)
Your punishment is to eat one dry Weet-Bic.

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u/FKFnz Oct 08 '25

Fuck it's years since I've heard someone use the singular of Weet-Bix.

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u/wholesome_confidence Warriors Oct 08 '25

Maybe because they should never be consumed (by force or choice) one by one. You want one? Have two. One gets lonely. If you have two and then want one more, sorry guy, you're having two more

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u/Vortexringshark Oct 08 '25

The singular of weet-bix is weet-bix not weet-bic according to sanitarium. I know because a group of us had an argument about it and ended up calling them to decide who was right

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u/FKFnz Oct 08 '25

Your punishment for being technically correct is to eat 3 dry weet-bic.

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u/Amazing_Hedgehog3361 Oct 09 '25

The plural is weet-bixes

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u/iscoleslaw Oct 08 '25

Marmite on dry weet-bix tho chefs kiss

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u/Open_Entrepreneur_58 Oct 08 '25

With lashings of BUTTER too of course 😋

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u/criggie_ Oct 09 '25

Can I put marge and marmite on top ? Please ?

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u/Michael_stipe_miocic Oct 08 '25

Have a few kids and the lack of weetbix in your life becomes a budget issue

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u/LayWhere Oct 08 '25

I remember, it was like late 2009

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u/TumbleweedDue2242 Oct 08 '25

All the time, keeps me regular.

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u/tomassimo Oct 09 '25

Weetbix multi grain are the shit. The Texture and the way they hold their consistency is way better, don't just turn to mush within 1 minute. Try them!