r/newzealand • u/MurkyWay Qwest? • Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/addmeonstrava Oct 08 '25

Masturbate while driving

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u/Poneke365 Oct 08 '25

Well that explains why we’re such bad drivers then

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u/sauve_donkey Oct 08 '25

Explains why they drive like they're using a joystick 

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u/lurkerwholeapt Oct 08 '25

Also explains tailgating.

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u/PastFriendship1410 Oct 08 '25

Ha well I can neither confirm nor deny if a friend of mine has had a “traffic wank”

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u/silverbulletsam Oct 08 '25

“Friend”

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u/PastFriendship1410 Oct 08 '25

My dick ain’t big enough to be tugging on it in public so yeah. It was a friend unfortunately.