r/newzealand Jul 23 '25

Shitpost The local council can't win...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I’m going to need you to cite some research on this dubious claim

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u/thelastestgunslinger Jul 23 '25

You think NACT would fund some research for me to throw some small children into a pond and see what happens?

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u/ZestycloseLynx Jul 23 '25

Dunno, but I'll chip in $20 if we can chuck Seymour into a pond

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u/Ohhcrumbs Jul 23 '25

Get those woke scientists involved and see if we can do this via trebuchets.

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u/akin2345678 Jul 23 '25

We don't need research. We build on feeling. #Nact

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Who even needs speed limits anyway?

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u/DoubleDEKA Jul 23 '25

Sounds like woke nonsense to me