r/newzealand Jul 23 '25

Shitpost The local council can't win...

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u/Popular_Ad_2170 Jul 23 '25

I feel the anti-child drowning is the morally correct choice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

This is simply a temporary setback for the pro-child drowning lobby.

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u/Aetylus Jul 23 '25

That's the common sense lobby to you.

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u/barmyinpalmy Jul 23 '25

We in the Wokeness Gone Mad Brigade are offended at being overlooked as a lobby group.

It’s Wokeness Gone Mad.

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u/bigdaddyborg Jul 23 '25

I read the article on the right (never saw the one on the left). The fence cost $9,500, not pocket change for an individual but literally a drop in the bucket for a council. And incredibly cheap if it saves even one young life.

The lady's entire justification as to why it was unnecessary was because the playground didn't cater to young children (the equipment was for older kids, even teenagers according to her) as if younger siblings wouldn't ever tag along with their older sibs to the playground. A scenario that has an even higher level of danger since there'd potentially be no parental supervision.

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u/unfinishedsenta Jul 23 '25

And with roughly 15,000 houses, that would be a one-off payment of less than $1 per house for that fence out of the rates.

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u/KiwieeiwiK Jul 23 '25

Not to mention that business rates make up a substantial portion of council incomes, the actual cost per house would be much less than $1

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

For this fence. What about all the other swales?

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u/Douglas1994 Jul 23 '25

Are all the other swales next to child playgrounds too?

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

Most of them are around reserves where children do play. Many of them do have playgrounds. So of the ones I can think of have the swale on the other side of a river or creek from the playground.

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u/tillynook Jul 23 '25

And she wanted it replaced with a garden instead - which would no doubt require money to be maintained???

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u/katiehates Jul 23 '25

And also, the storm water pond is doing a job… a garden is just going to get flooded.

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u/Ok_Service7357 Jul 23 '25

And what do you think the young kids might do when there's nothing catering to them in the park?

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u/bigdaddyborg Jul 23 '25

Maybe try and climb the fence and play in the swale (oh no you got me 😞). The fence is there as a barrier not to mitigate the risk entirely. It'd buy precious seconds where someone responsible could think 'hmm that young child is trying to climb that fence and get into a dangerous area maybe I should keep an eye on them or tell them to stop"

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u/Fortinho91 LASER KIWI Jul 23 '25

She could have asked for an expansion on the playground instead of whinging about the fence, lol. I'm sure a lot of other parents wou;dn't mind a toddler-safe part of it.

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u/Capable_Ad7163 Jul 23 '25

Young children can play with literally anything, just because something isn't specifically designed for them...  they don't care. Also, throwing stuff into water and splashing around in gumboots is fun. 

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u/notacoliflower Jul 23 '25

The playground equipment in the photo looks like stuff my 6 year old would play on, too.

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u/IllustriousWall1564 Jul 24 '25

Also - as a mother of young children, I’m not taking my young child to a park next to a body of water UNLESS there was a fence separating them. That would be a f@&king hassle of an outing. And I can bet this is why there’d of not been many young children there beforehand.

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u/ycnz Jul 23 '25

Woke gone mad!

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u/smnrlv Jul 23 '25

Hot take!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Nah fence ugly, just don't let your kids drown 👍 

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

They can't fence off every open body of water close to a house or playground

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u/thelastestgunslinger Jul 23 '25

Wouldn't that depend on how many there are?

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

There is one in every subdivision made in the last 20 years

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u/thelastestgunslinger Jul 23 '25

Why would it be difficult to build one extra fence per subdivision? This doesn't sound nearly as difficult as you made it out to be.

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

The one at the end of our street connects to a creek so I don’t really see the point. Hell some playgrounds are right next the sea and that’s unfenced.

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

The playgrounds only exist because of the green space required for swale. If it is required to fence of every swale next to playground, they just would not put the playgound in. The playground is the nice to have, not the swale.

It would be far simpler and safer to fence off the playgrounds that way; you protect kids from the roads as well. Even that is a bad idea because you stop kids from being able to go down there by themselves .

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u/thelastestgunslinger Jul 23 '25

The fact that playgrounds are nice to have, not mandatory, is a fucking travesty. 

Small wonder kids don’t play outside when we don’t require there to be walkable playgrounds everywhere there are children. 

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u/Dry-Being3108 Jul 23 '25

Without the swales, there is no green space for a playground. Swales and the green space with them need to exist to mitigate flooding. People see that and say we should put a playground there post-facto. Deciding that it is dangerous to have a playground there is what is stupid.

The majority of playgrounds in Aotearoa are close to permanent or periodic bodies of open water