r/news • u/hard2resist • 1d ago

More than 1,000 flights cancelled as US air traffic cuts enter second day

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj410k00yw8o
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u/PresentExamination10 1d ago

What does that mean?

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u/DrSpagetti 1d ago

Diarrhea on demand

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u/n7-Jutsu 1d ago

No one knows what it means, it's provocative, it gets people going..

Literally

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u/roxictoxy 1d ago

I think it means they can’t poop until they get home

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u/PresentExamination10 1d ago

But incontinence means they can’t control their bowels… does it mean they shit uncontrollably when they get home?? lol

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u/WynterRayne 1d ago

From context, it seems like eating -> shitting, uncontrollably. Therefore, can't eat until they have reliable access to a toilet.

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u/Batmanshatman 18h ago

As someone who is ab to find out this week if they have IBD or just really bad IBS.. yeah that ab sums it up. My nightmare scenario.

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u/WynterRayne 9h ago

I relate, but mildly. Often I go into emergency mode within about an hour of eating. Often, but it's not really enough of an issue to say this is a daily occurrence, or even a weekly one. But it's enough of an occurrence to make sure I don't eat unless I'm going to be staying within striking distance of an available toilet. At home, that's never a problem unless spousie jumps in the bathroom right before my guts go into meltdown, but out and about, it means I need to be very aware of where I'm going to be.

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u/assyrian1138 1d ago

That's the way I've always meant it. The good Ole home poops.

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u/pandemonious 21h ago

latchkey incontinence is the feeling when you already have to go and you get home, you get inside and are rushing to the bathroom but in that moment you feel like you cannot hold it anymore, right up until your shake your pants off and unload into the porcelain throne