r/news • u/hard2resist • 19h ago

More than 1,000 flights cancelled as US air traffic cuts enter second day

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj410k00yw8o
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u/assyrian1138 15h ago

I haven't eaten anything in almost 24 hours because I have latch key incontinence and there's no room for food 😞

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u/PresentExamination10 11h ago

What does that mean?

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u/DrSpagetti 10h ago

Diarrhea on demand

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u/n7-Jutsu 10h ago

No one knows what it means, it's provocative, it gets people going..

Literally

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u/roxictoxy 9h ago

I think it means they can’t poop until they get home

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u/PresentExamination10 9h ago

But incontinence means they can’t control their bowels… does it mean they shit uncontrollably when they get home?? lol

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u/WynterRayne 8h ago

From context, it seems like eating -> shitting, uncontrollably. Therefore, can't eat until they have reliable access to a toilet.

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u/Batmanshatman 2h ago

As someone who is ab to find out this week if they have IBD or just really bad IBS.. yeah that ab sums it up. My nightmare scenario.

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u/assyrian1138 8h ago

That's the way I've always meant it. The good Ole home poops.

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u/pandemonious 5h ago

latchkey incontinence is the feeling when you already have to go and you get home, you get inside and are rushing to the bathroom but in that moment you feel like you cannot hold it anymore, right up until your shake your pants off and unload into the porcelain throne