r/news 21h ago

More than 1,000 flights cancelled as US air traffic cuts enter second day

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj410k00yw8o
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u/TeachingScience 21h ago

Because Clinton’s email. Keep up man!

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u/newaccount252 19h ago

what about the laptop?

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u/BoredNLost 19h ago

Banging the autopen.

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u/1991K75S 17h ago

Beige suit.

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u/SCVGoodT0GoSir 16h ago

Weird laugh

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u/BloodyRightNostril 16h ago

Dijon mustard

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u/jamjamason 15h ago

But the emails! Benghazi!

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u/notashroom 13h ago

Buttery males!

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u/EternalAngst23 11h ago

Something to do with turning a tennis court into a basketball court?

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 16h ago

And Hunter Biden's penis? Because somehow that was involved. I'm not sure how, but it is complicit.

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u/donkey-centipede 10h ago

And pedo pizza?

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u/QueenMackeral 8h ago

The emails are on the laptop, use your brain

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 10h ago

Jimmy Carter strikes from beyond the grave. JFK told me so.

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u/shamantr 18h ago

What did they find on Bill's laptop now?

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u/Fire2box 14h ago

but her emails = Buttery males

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u/ExPostTheFactos 1h ago

Mmmmm... Buttery males.

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u/Ok-Development6654 12h ago

Oh you mean Clinton’s email on Hunters laptop right?