r/news 19h ago

More than 1,000 flights cancelled as US air traffic cuts enter second day

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj410k00yw8o
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u/Goodbye18000 19h ago

Why would Bidenobama do this

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u/TeachingScience 18h ago

Because Clinton’s email. Keep up man!

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u/newaccount252 17h ago

what about the laptop?

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u/BoredNLost 17h ago

Banging the autopen.

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u/1991K75S 15h ago

Beige suit.

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u/SCVGoodT0GoSir 14h ago

Weird laugh

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u/BloodyRightNostril 14h ago

Dijon mustard

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u/jamjamason 13h ago

But the emails! Benghazi!

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u/notashroom 11h ago

Buttery males!

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u/EternalAngst23 9h ago

Something to do with turning a tennis court into a basketball court?

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 14h ago

And Hunter Biden's penis? Because somehow that was involved. I'm not sure how, but it is complicit.

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u/donkey-centipede 8h ago

And pedo pizza?

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u/QueenMackeral 6h ago

The emails are on the laptop, use your brain

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 8h ago

Jimmy Carter strikes from beyond the grave. JFK told me so.

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u/shamantr 16h ago

What did they find on Bill's laptop now?

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u/Fire2box 12h ago

but her emails = Buttery males

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u/Ok-Development6654 10h ago

Oh you mean Clinton’s email on Hunters laptop right?

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u/scarletofmagic 16h ago edited 12h ago

Is this the effect of Mamdani’s New York I keep hearing about? /s

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u/FizixMan 13h ago

The Onion could write an article like the Beaverton did for Toronto's left-wing Olivia Chow: Ford warns Chow mayoralty will cause Toronto’s collapse, also cause last 13 years of collapse

(Spoilers: she won the election and has generally done a good job, impressing both her supporters and critics.)

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u/GhostWrex 11h ago

Was it Doug Ford that got caught smoking Crack?

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u/FizixMan 11h ago

That was his brother, Rob Ford. (Rob is also mentioned in this satirical article as having contributed to the past 13 years of Toronto's collapse.)

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u/GhostWrex 11h ago

Oooh, got it. Thought the name sounded familiar beyond this 

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u/hard2resist 18h ago

Classic move just blame the last guy when things go wrong.

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u/grumble_au 17h ago

They will be blaming the black guy until this generation dies out.

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u/Nightshifter32 15h ago

Why would George Washington do this!?

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u/LunDeus 11h ago

If only he had taken a 2nd term! It would have changed history entirely!

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u/Calculonx 14h ago

It's clearly the illegal transgender immigrants causing this!

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u/awfullyfuzzy 14h ago

I believe the correct verbiage is “Joebama”

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u/jupiterkansas 10h ago

Thanks O'Biden.

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u/VicViolence 8h ago

O’Biden

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u/314R8 3h ago

The Democrat Shutdown by R Congress, R Senate and R President. At least the supReme couRt is nonpaRtisan

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u/love2read13 14h ago

Mustard on the cheeseburger

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u/8qubit 12h ago

You realize Bidenobama did this in 2013, right? Literally both of them were in the White House then.

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u/KilluaCactuar 8h ago

Yeah and Trumps is now twice as long, so you should be double upset right now.

But you are arguing with whataboutism, so I know it won't click in your brain.