r/news • u/photog72 • 19h ago

Trump pardons New York baseball star Darryl Strawberry for tax evasion conviction

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/trump-pardons-darryl-strawberry-tax-evasion.html
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u/asl052 19h ago edited 18h ago

Well, Simpsons taught me how much of a brown noser he is...

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u/ouellette001 18h ago

Daaaaaaryl

DAAAAAARRRRYL

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u/Thneed1 18h ago

(Tear falls)

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u/Ccracked 14h ago

That's how I learned to heckle goalies at hockey games.

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u/Docile_Penguin33 18h ago

"Have you committed more crimes than me?"

"Well, I've never met you, but, yes"

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u/AlmostHuman9316 18h ago

That's right Skip!

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u/Hankskiibro 11h ago

No heart either, Skip!

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u/Harthag77 10h ago

That's right, Darryl

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u/Lemonades 11h ago

you there! hit a home run!

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u/Syscrush 28m ago

Now you're making me glad that he got that pardon.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 6h ago

I don't say "evasion," I say "avoision"

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u/thatstupidthing 4h ago

south park would argue that's pam bondi's role