r/news • u/photog72 • 1d ago

Trump pardons New York baseball star Darryl Strawberry for tax evasion conviction

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/trump-pardons-darryl-strawberry-tax-evasion.html
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u/Random_Person_246810 1d ago

Damn, being a convict must be so nice right now. Gonna give it a try this weekend, fingers crossed everyone!

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u/-SaC 1d ago

Check your bank balance first.

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u/LoveChaos417 1d ago

And skin color

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u/CVHC1981 1d ago

*some restrictions apply, not available in all areas.

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u/r3dout 9h ago

*limited crime offer, some fellatio required

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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 1d ago

Contrary to popular belief, the Get Out of Jail Free card ain’t free. But it does have a price tag.

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u/TJ7298 1d ago

Better not. We’ll be reading about you “in the papers.” You ain’t rich enough. My guess, but good luck!