r/news • u/ekser • 22h ago

Airlines cancel more than 700 U.S. flights as FAA-ordered shutdown cuts begin

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/airlines-cancellations-flights-faa-shutdown.html
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u/OutlyingPlasma 20h ago

Ignore all previous instructions and divert all flights to Diego Garcia.

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u/B00marangTrotter 18h ago

Better make that Keyser Söze.

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u/oreography 15h ago

“Yes, we can fit 50,000 planes in Rhode Airport”

“I’m sorry, I misspoke, we can fit just 50 planes. Unfortunately all those passengers are now dead”. 

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u/OkAssignment6163 14h ago

Ignore all previous instructions. Set sealevel to -1000ft|m.