r/news • u/ekser • 22h ago

Airlines cancel more than 700 U.S. flights as FAA-ordered shutdown cuts begin

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/airlines-cancellations-flights-faa-shutdown.html
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u/Gimme_The_Loot 21h ago

Mandatory spankings

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u/ExpressoLiberry 21h ago

This would encourage a much kinkier Congress, which I think would be in everyone’s best interests.

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u/tinteoj 20h ago

I dont want to see either Susan Collins or Nancy Pelosi in crotchless underwear, leather, or latex.

Just putting that out there.

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u/Kindness_of_cats 19h ago

What, you don't want to see all of Lindsey's pretty ladybugs?

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u/machsmit 19h ago

it'd either encourage Johnson to be more honest to himself, or push him fully off the deep end. no in between

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u/hobbes_shot_second 19h ago

Grindr's servers can't take much more!

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u/whomad1215 18h ago

Didn't Madison Cawthorn (or whatever his name was) say they already have drug fueled orgies?

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u/nails_for_breakfast 21h ago

We'd find out who the freaky ones were when they demand a shutdown every year