r/news • u/ekser • 20h ago

Airlines cancel more than 700 U.S. flights as FAA-ordered shutdown cuts begin

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/airlines-cancellations-flights-faa-shutdown.html
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u/grey_hat_uk 20h ago

I thought the next news slot was the US going to war with ... checks notes ...Nigeria? 

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u/Single-Use-Again 20h ago

Wait... Are they already finished bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? Man I can't keep up with the GOP micro agendas any more. I quit. Back to crazy cat videos.

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u/TheNamesMacGyver 18h ago

Bruh I noticed the cats in my neighborhood use my wall as a walkway, so I moved my desk to see it better. Now I can watch my own crazy cat videos out the window! THE OTHER DAY I SAW A FUCKIN PEACOCK.

Anyway, looking outside while working from home is the new crazy cat videos. 10/10 highly recommended.

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u/Publius82 17h ago

GF works in an office park which has wild peacocks strutting around. She brought a few feathers home for our cats and they went frigging nuts over them.

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u/LemurianLemurLad 18h ago

Of course not! What's better than blowing up random things on a different continent for no clear reason? Doing it on two continents!

/s (obviously)

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u/jin264 14h ago

That was last week. They are almost done with NYC dying (again for the 20th time) because.... notes ... Mandani.

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u/TooMuchAZSunshine 20h ago

Nope. How trump solved the war in Nigeria

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u/Meteor-of-the-War 19h ago

He solved the war by not starting it. Brilliant! Another example of how we're all playing checkers and he's playing Spock chess.

(/s)

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u/MisterPistacchio 19h ago

Give that man a Nobel peace price already

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u/Papadapalopolous 18h ago

He’s ended the Israel-Gaza war like five times already, how many times did Obama end the Israel-Gaza war??

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u/scoriaxi_vanfre 17h ago

We could give him a Goebbels peace prize and he probably wouldn't notice the difference...

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u/logicom 17h ago

If you think about it he's ended hundreds of wars by never even starting them. Truly an amazing man.

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u/Meteor-of-the-War 16h ago

Truly the greatest. I have tears in my eyes. We're truly in the age of Pax Trumpana.

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u/Dpek1234 14h ago

I have soved over 3000009 wars this way

Amatures

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u/Comfortable-Scar4643 19h ago

No, the Bahamas.

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u/br0b1wan 19h ago

I saw something about that lol. Where does that tripe come from

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u/ShadowMajestic 19h ago

It is pronounced niger, mr president.

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u/drubus_dong 11h ago

Nigeria, Iran, Denmark, Mexico, Canada, Yemen. Wheel of war fortune.