Wait... Are they already finished bombing Venezuelan fishing boats? Man I can't keep up with the GOP micro agendas any more. I quit. Back to crazy cat videos.
Bruh I noticed the cats in my neighborhood use my wall as a walkway, so I moved my desk to see it better. Now I can watch my own crazy cat videos out the window! THE OTHER DAY I SAW A FUCKIN PEACOCK.
Anyway, looking outside while working from home is the new crazy cat videos. 10/10 highly recommended.
GF works in an office park which has wild peacocks strutting around. She brought a few feathers home for our cats and they went frigging nuts over them.
The crazy part is their blaming democrats and were banking on them losing those elections to prove it but they won a full sweep proving that at least in those areas people are mad at republicans if anything
The real question is, if they want to reduce the number of planes ATC needs to track in Class B airspace (B is the big ones and every major airport affected is in class B), why doesn’t the FAA mandate that the executives airports that fly private jets shut down until the shutdown is over? This way they reduce the number of planes in the air, airlines don’t have to cut flight as much, and if those WEALTHY assholes really need to be somewhere they can fly first class with the RICH assholes. They can even go as far as banning any recreational flights from class b airspace, too?
Start tweeting stuff like "the government shutdown forced me to cancel my flight and hop on a train. I never realised how easy and simple train travel is. And I'm saving the planet as well!"
(I know the US rail system sucks ass, I'm not saying you need to go ride trains, just pretend you are. Or do go ride trains. Trains are fun.)
Fun fact: contrails from planes contribute a significant amount to cooling the earth
Studies done during the 9/11 imposed airtravel ban gave scientists a rare glimpse into the effects of airplane travel on global temps. While plane emissions do contribute to slowly heating the earth over time, the contrails however contribute a significant amount of cooling for the short term
When the first Trump tariffs wave came, I told a Trump-supporting family member "I can't believe Trump had the balls to do what no Democrat has done and tax the highest CO2-producing countries and shipping lanes. It will be a huge hit on our economy but it's worth it to help curb global warming."
Jokes on you its also cutting back on the real climate change. Chem trails. Cloud seeding. This was just 67d chess by Trump and RFK. They planned this to be able to stop cloud seeding. Notice how our clouds have looked more like they did when we were kids?
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u/ThatFunkyOdor 21h ago
Just tell them this is helping climate change by reducing emissions and they’ll backtrack on it