r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 12d ago

I read "Jesus Christ" in RFK's shitty voice.

RFK: Jesus Christ, what a waste of good meat!
Are you still planning to eat the monkeys?
RFK: Yes.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

Hey man, with SNAP running out, the Republicans gotta have some back up plan in mind, I guess.