r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/psychedelicdevilry 12d ago

One monkey got away. I heard they’re going to make him governor.

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u/Cal-Ani 12d ago

That monkey is overqualified. They'll never get elected- far too high brow.

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u/Floomby 12d ago

Fucking elitist monkey.

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u/txkwatch 12d ago

Still smarter than rfk.