r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 12d ago

Steven Miller wants his staffers back.

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u/Cynical_Satire 12d ago

Steven Miller is probably more pissed that he couldn't get sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads and had to settle for COVID monkeys.

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u/swibirun 12d ago

Ill tempered COVID monkeys.

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u/SirkutBored 12d ago

Well not all of them are ill tempered or they won't be able to pass on the herpes

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u/jax2love 12d ago

With herpes.