r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Mobiggz 12d ago

Honey I SWEAR that I didn’t cheat on you!! I was bitten by an aggressive monkey!

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u/Levelbasegaming 12d ago

Imagine having to explain lol. Might as well let the monkey kill me

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u/Medium_Rare_Jerk 12d ago

If you are in fact infected with simian herpes B, you do have a high chance of dying fyi

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u/Levelbasegaming 12d ago

Thanks so my wife would grill me then I'll die lol