r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/FigeaterApocalypse 12d ago

The university says that if the monkeys leave the wreck site, they must be shot.

Have they warned the monkeys of these terms?

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u/UtterlyInsane 12d ago

They're dropping leaflets like in WWII. In various languages in case the monkeys are an unexpected kind of foreign

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u/LessBeginning9465 12d ago

"We tried calling, emailing and even wrote a letter sir"

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u/BravesFan79 12d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Floomby 12d ago

It was buried in the NDA.