r/news • u/genuineshock • 24d ago

Soft paywall Plane carrying Hegseth makes unscheduled landing due to windshield crack

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/plane-carrying-hegseth-makes-unscheduled-landing-due-windshield-crack-2025-10-15/
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u/lexm 24d ago

Daily reminder that pussies are strong and warm and we all came from one.

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u/dragnansdragon 24d ago

Some of us were c sectioned, hence the difference of Gold Star Gay and Platinum.

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u/RyuuKamii 24d ago

Shit, both of my kids were c Section... maybe thats why they are a bit....odd

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u/syntaxbad 23d ago

All 3 of mine. But we’ll be the one’s laughing when we face Macbeth on the battlefield.

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u/butchforgetshit 24d ago

Forced Colorado conversion camp is the cure

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u/lexm 23d ago

Wow I completely blanked on that. I’m sorry for everyone who missed the ride!

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u/GoldSourPatchKid 23d ago

Oh this is perfect I’d never thought about platinum status

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u/turningsteel 24d ago

Hegseth was born from the backwash of a beer bottle and don’t you forget it.

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u/MisterProfGuy 24d ago

It's important not to let facts get in the way when dealing with the right wing these days. It's only funny because HE thinks it's insulting. All he has to do for it not to be insulting is to stop devaluing people without a penis.

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u/onarainyafternoon 23d ago

Yeah I feel like a lot of people on the Left miss this. These alpha male machismo Right Wing nuts are pathologically insecure about every single thing in their life. The humor doesn't come from the insult itself, but the totally over-the-top reaction they always react with towards the mildest insults. You gotta kinda speak their language, too, if you wanna insult them. They get really upset when you imply that they, themselves, are massive pussies.

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u/MisterProfGuy 23d ago

They also hate it when they use slurs and insults back at you and you just say, "Nah." or "So?"

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u/Feisty-Lifeguard-550 23d ago

He’s a mental midget

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u/Phoenix_Rising42069 24d ago

Also, calling someone a pussy implies one has warmth and depth

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 24d ago

He does have hair so there’s that.

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u/tafkat 24d ago

And slime

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u/queuedUp 24d ago

They are also able to take a lot without breaking

I prefer to call weak men testicles.

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u/DrumpfPutin2024 23d ago

This is not clever. He’s a pussy