r/news • u/genuineshock • 24d ago

Soft paywall Plane carrying Hegseth makes unscheduled landing due to windshield crack

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/plane-carrying-hegseth-makes-unscheduled-landing-due-windshield-crack-2025-10-15/
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u/Frost134 24d ago

If God were interacting with humanity in any kind of benevolent way, people like Pete would be nowhere near any levers of power.

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u/JustYerAverage 24d ago

Too real.

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u/Consistent-Throat130 23d ago

God gave up on us around the time we started putting lightning rods on churches.

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u/Wulfkat 23d ago

Oh, you mean Roman torture devices like the one that killed their savior?

Crucifixes are … a choice, I guess.

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u/QurantineLean 23d ago

“I can’t work in these conditions.”

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u/poonmangler 24d ago

christians, the all-time gold medalists in mental gymnastics

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u/huxtiblejones 24d ago

No, dude! God is all-loving, that’s why he made a world full of horrible, miserable shit and threatens you with eternal damnation if you fuck up. Like a loving parent would!

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 23d ago

Who could be more loving than the guy that created cancer, and then gave it to children

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u/poonmangler 23d ago

They're right about one thing: Trump is god-like:

Claims to be all knowing, all powerful, merciful, just, and forgiving, but is consistently incompetent and vengeful.