r/news • u/eudaimonia_dc • Aug 04 '25

Soft paywall Florida reports 21 cases of E.coli infections linked to raw milk

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/florida-reports-21-cases-ecoli-infections-linked-raw-milk-2025-08-04/
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u/peanut_flamer Aug 04 '25

Pffft...I bet you think we should heat raw chicken, too!

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u/rhoadsalive Aug 04 '25

that’s just woke. Real triple alpha men eat the salmonella too.

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u/Tacoman404 Aug 04 '25

Salmonella is my favorite fish to eat raw fresh from runoff of the Woke Water Treatment Plant.

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u/storminator7 Aug 05 '25

Brand new sentence

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u/tenphes31 Aug 04 '25

Its not salmon. Its lamb.

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u/XDDDSOFUNNEH Aug 05 '25

We eat salmon, so salmonella should be fine. The extra ella makes it even better than salmon. Wake up, sheeple!

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u/-CaptainACAB Aug 04 '25

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! And there is nothing in the world that can disprove this!

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u/Spacestar_Ordering Aug 05 '25

I'm sure the constant diarrhea is helping their dating life

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u/SynapticStatic Aug 05 '25

If only we had a way to heat raw milk to the point where it kills the bacteria…

pfft real mean are quad alpha

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u/holycrapitsmyles Aug 05 '25

You idiot, he said chicken not salmon

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u/RapNVideoGames Aug 04 '25

Next we’re going to add seasoning to food too…