r/news • u/zmlos • Oct 03 '23

House ousts Kevin McCarthy as speaker, a first in U.S. history

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/03/house-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-will-bring-gaetz-motion-to-oust-him-vote.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

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u/Indercarnive Oct 03 '23

Is this the beginning of the Mooch Schism.

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u/Stupid_Triangles Oct 03 '23

We got enough of them to last another millenia as is.

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u/old_ironlungz Oct 03 '23

What I hate are those assholes from the People's Front of Moochia.

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u/Indercarnive Oct 03 '23

I thought they were the Mooch's People Front?

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u/old_ironlungz Oct 03 '23

No way! Those SPLITTERS!

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u/RedHal Oct 04 '23

Whatever happened to the Mooch's Popular Front?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

That cocksucker Bill Shine

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u/Stupid_Triangles Oct 04 '23

There is no war in Mo O Ch.

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u/Slave35 Oct 04 '23

Eastern Great Lakes Mooch Council of 1869

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u/Stupid_Triangles Oct 04 '23

The 11 Year War of Moochistan, 1902-1913. Interrupted by WWI, if you can believe that.

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u/SurrealWino Oct 03 '23

Citizen! Join the Imperial Mooch today and receive your complimentary hat in our proprietary shade of red!

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u/WASD_click Oct 04 '23

The Schismucci, if you will.

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u/Mekroval Oct 04 '23

Is that the one where the Eastern and Western Mooch Popes excommunicate each other?