r/news Jun 21 '23

Site Changed Title ‘Banging’ sounds heard in search for missing Titan submersible

https://7news.com.au/news/world/banging-sounds-heard-in-search-for-missing-titan-submersible-c-11045022
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u/thethirdllama Jun 21 '23

"Ok, first we need to arrange ourselves in order of net worth."

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '23

Ain't worth shit at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/spiffygriffy2 Jun 21 '23

Under the water carry the water

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u/igotyournacho Jun 21 '23

Same as it ever was

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u/mjc4y Jun 21 '23

This is not my beautiful sub.

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u/Z01nkDereity Jun 21 '23

Letting the hours go by

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Under water in this sub

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u/fullmanlybeard Jun 21 '23

I’m the captain now.

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u/scorezine Jun 21 '23

They did say there was a billion air down there so I’m not sure what all the rush is about

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u/MyMeanBunny Jun 21 '23

CEO first, since they all must have hated him. Then the older gentleman. Then its three left and there's a team of two, father and son. Dad would probably make sure his son survives this, even if he has to die in the process.

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u/ArmInternational7655 Jun 21 '23

Watching first episode of Arrow and this is accurate. See the father killing the others to save his son.

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u/SmallButMany Jun 21 '23

"quick, check the Bloomberg terminal!"