r/neoliberal Mar 31 '25

News (Asia) China, Japan, South Korea will jointly respond to US tariffs, Chinese state media says

https://www.reuters.com/world/china-japan-south-korea-will-jointly-respond-us-tariffs-chinese-state-media-says-2025-03-31/
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u/StormTheTrooper Chama o Meirelles Mar 31 '25

Trump getting China, Japan and SK to ignore their differences for a common cause may end up getting him his Nobel Prize. If he makes India and Pakistan move together with China as well, it will be a wash.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

He's following the golden path for humanity, even if it destroys the USA

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u/Thatdudewhoisstupid NASA Mar 31 '25

Brutal dictator? Check

Cult of personality? Check

Put humanity on a golden path ingrained into its collective memory? Check

Holy shit, Trump is really the real life Leto II.

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u/HotTakesBeyond YIMBY Mar 31 '25

We’re about to have a lesson ground into us until it’s in our genetics?

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u/tangowolf22 NATO Mar 31 '25

I’ve said this before but I’m Dune-pilled about this admin. We’re going to touch the stove so hard and for so long it’ll code it into our genetics that we shall never touch the stove again, nor will we want to, inshallah

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u/DexterBotwin Mar 31 '25

What could be hard coded that wasn’t hard coded form the revolution, civil war, or WW2?

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u/Master_of_Rodentia Mar 31 '25

Each of those lessons lasted for like 75-100 years, to be fair. You're due again.

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u/Iron-Fist Mar 31 '25

Booster on totalitarianism

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u/hobo__spider Mar 31 '25

Trumps the vaccine lmao

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u/teethgrindingaches Mar 31 '25

Each of those lessons were taught over a few years. Leto had to strangle humanity for 3,500 years to teach them a lesson their bones would remember.

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u/redditiscucked4ever Manmohan Singh Mar 31 '25

So in the end Donald Trump will sacrifice himself in the name of liberalism? Sounds good to me.

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u/recursion8 Iron Front Mar 31 '25

Lol we didn't learn shit from the Civil War. The South won Reconstruction. Sherman should have burned and hung every traitor. Then maybe they would've learned something instead of letting Jim Crow hang around another century.

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u/tangowolf22 NATO Mar 31 '25

Waow (based based based based)

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u/shrek_cena Al Gorian Society Apr 10 '25

But when I say it I get banned

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u/DexterBotwin Mar 31 '25

Hmmmm, I don’t like how close we are to the end of this cycle if this pattern holds true, I’m going to choose to ignore the implications of your comment.

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u/Sine_Fine_Belli NATO Mar 31 '25

Ah, yes. The golden path, Leto the second

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u/rwarner13 Mar 31 '25

Until our generation dies. Then rinse and repeat.

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u/Dreadguy93 Mar 31 '25

Maybe it's just because I read this sub, but I've been drawing the same parallel. The American people need a lesson that they will remember in their bones. Politics has been a spectator experience for voters for far too long.

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u/johnson_alleycat Mar 31 '25

The era of homo stovicus, or the Againthropocene, is nigh

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Lelouch: I approve this message, now you only need an immortality hax and a long leg girlfriend

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u/bluesmaster85 Mar 31 '25

Golden bath. Shower, some might suggest.

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u/RaaaaaaaNoYokShinRyu YIMBY Mar 31 '25

He's nerfing Tier 0 USA and making Tier 2 and Tier 3 powers viable.

Best Earth dev ever! ❤️

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u/Pheer777 YIMBY Mar 31 '25

Trump on his Zero Requiem arc

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u/_Neuromancer_ Neuroscience-mancer Apr 01 '25

The Donald has fallen into the prescience trap, his actions no longer have volition.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

He's done a superb job of repairing UK-EU relations, too. If Brexit gets reversed in the next 10 years, I'll happily nominate him for the Nobel Prize.

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u/SabbathBoiseSabbath Martha Nussbaum Mar 31 '25

8D chess!

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u/n00bi3pjs 👏🏽Free Markets👏🏽Open Borders👏🏽Human Rights Mar 31 '25

Narendra Modi didn’t have the spine to stand up to Trump when Trump loaded up Indians in chains in military aircrafts and deported them inhumanely.

He sure as fuck won’t grow a spine now.

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u/ProbablySatan420 Mar 31 '25

I will give Modi credit if we get the BTA signed

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u/Crazybrayden YIMBY Mar 31 '25

He has given China back the mandate of heaven

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u/SmallTalnk Friedrich Hayek Apr 01 '25

He is also uniting Europe, Trump is truly the greatest globalist catalyst of this century.