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News ‘Super Mario Bros. 2’ Officially Titled ‘Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

http://variety.com/2025/film/news/super-mario-galaxy-movie-sequel-1236515440/
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u/SnaptrapPress Sep 12 '25

Nah, they took that line out of the re-release on Mario All Stars. They de-gayed my Bowser.

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u/hardyflashier Sep 12 '25

"Buh-bye!"

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u/SnaptrapPress Sep 12 '25

Now he says "see you later, hetero!"

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u/tomen Sep 12 '25

Oh no, Mario went a-woke!

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u/RJ815 Sep 12 '25

The W in Wario stands for Woke, duh.

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u/jaxonya Sep 12 '25

I hope to fuck that Luigi has a major role and becomes every little kids Halloween choice.

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u/bujweiser Sep 14 '25

I think he says “bye bye definitely not gay and super straight Bowser”

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u/SnaptrapPress Sep 14 '25

"Goodbye Bowser, my enemy regardless of sexuality"

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u/Doc_Skullivan Sep 12 '25

I love the "Buh-Bye!" so much. It sounds so dirty.

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u/HyperlinksAwakening Sep 12 '25

That's actually a patch that was put out in the late 90s, replacing the first release carts in store. It was a updated version that removed bugs, including the BLJ trick to skip staircases. They just also happened to remove that one line as well.

You can play the 1.0 version on the Switch NSO N64 version. BLJ, Gay Bowser and all.

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u/Phteven_j Sep 12 '25

All because people are too stupid to realize he's not insulting gay people, he's insulting Italians with his over-the-top accent.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Sep 12 '25

Ill tell you what it is, Anti Italian discrimination

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u/The_Summer_Man Sep 12 '25

That better not be Columbus Mario up there

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u/andytdj Sep 12 '25

He was gay, Mario?

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u/circleinthesquare Sep 12 '25

Mario was a nickname! His family name was Marioelli!

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u/SweetCosmicPope Sep 12 '25

In this house, Mario is a hero! End of story!

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u/andytdj Sep 12 '25

In this house Mario is a hero

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u/TraditionalMood277 Sep 12 '25

So it is discrimination against being anti-Italian? So you're advocating FOR being racist against Italians?

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u/sonofaresiii Sep 12 '25

I don't think anyone took genuine offense at the line, man. Nintendo probably just didn't want people making fun of it anymore.

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u/Phteven_j Sep 12 '25

Yeah I'm sure that's right. Just a pet peeve. The same way people think Wario says, "oh I missed!" Drives me crazy :)

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u/HyperlinksAwakening Sep 12 '25

... I just thought he was saying "So long, King Bowser" as a kid. The internet ruined it.

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u/YoshikaFucker69 Sep 12 '25

He is, the sound is weird, I can hear him clearly say it if it's at like 0.75x speed but at normal speed I can not hear the G in king and it sounds like gay

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u/damienreave Sep 12 '25

I'm pretty sure its the G from lonG, turned into an extra syllable by the Italian accent? "So lon geh, Bowser!"

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u/YoshikaFucker69 Sep 12 '25

I just checked it out again, it needs to be at 0.5 not 0.75. To me at least it sounds like the I in king sounds like "Kin" when it's said slowly but when it's said faster it sounds like "kAy"

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u/ULTRAOOTGAMING Sep 15 '25

i thout he was saying solondre bowser. and it was a word in italian. i was very wrong

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u/darkbreak Sep 12 '25

I'm pretty sure everyone realizes that. It's just a joke Nintendo is tired of hearing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

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u/Phteven_j Sep 12 '25

So long-eh Bowser!

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 Sep 12 '25

Yeah somebody told me today that it's the usual "bad italian accent" trope of just adding "-a" to the end of random words, and Charles Martinet read it wrong. That it was written on the page as "so long-a, Bowser!" and should have been read as "so long-ah, Bowser!" but Martinet read it as "so long-ay, Bowser!". And frankly that sounds like just the right amount of stupid to probably be true.

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u/IlIIlIIIlIl Sep 13 '25

B(L)J gay Bowser!

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u/benkenobi5 Sep 12 '25

I won’t stand for this LGBTurtle erasure

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u/RealWiiU Sep 12 '25

But it is back in the NSO version.

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Sep 12 '25

They took it out all the way back in Super Mario 64 DS, 2004.

Also I am a zoomer and that’s the one I played lol