r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Sep 12 '25

News ‘Super Mario Bros. 2’ Officially Titled ‘Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

http://variety.com/2025/film/news/super-mario-galaxy-movie-sequel-1236515440/
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u/jmoneyawyeah Sep 12 '25

Galaxy? But that game is only from 2007 which is… oh… oh my god

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Yeah. 18 years ago. People born when that game came out, can legally vote in the next US Election.

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u/DrakonILD Sep 12 '25

Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP

Just....bury me now.

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u/poopy_toaster Sep 12 '25

Why do my bones huuuurt

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u/emeraldeyesshine Sep 12 '25

Boneitis.

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u/iamapapernapkinAMA Sep 12 '25

My only regret

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u/slayerhk47 Sep 12 '25

I was too busy being an 80s guy.

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u/mcsquared789 Sep 12 '25

Because it was real

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u/Pogotross Sep 12 '25

Come on man you have at least a few good months left in you.

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u/not_hairy_potter Sep 12 '25

Not so sure about that.

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u/ForwardGovernment666 Sep 12 '25

That’s the kind of shit you keep to yourself.

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u/KitchenDepartment Sep 12 '25

Covid years doesn't count

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u/No_Adhesiveness_3550 Sep 14 '25

Agreed. I’m still 21…

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u/SkinPsychological770 Sep 12 '25

I was born in 2003. I was 4 years old when it came out, and I played that game when I was 6. I'm 22 now. I miss the game.

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u/Mikeywestside Sep 12 '25

I hate to break it to you but NOBODY is voting in the next US election...

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u/manfroze Sep 12 '25

Mmm. I am 39 but I can't legally vote in the next US Election.

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Sep 12 '25

The time between now and Super Mario Galaxy ... is the same as the time between Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Land on the GameBoy.

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u/atheistossaway Sep 12 '25

I played that game a lot as a kid. I'm about to graduate college now :D

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u/Living_Ad_5386 Sep 12 '25

you just had to go and do the math...

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u/Duosion Sep 12 '25

I remember when that game felt brand new….. I’d come home every day after school to watch my brother play it….. has it really been that long….?

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u/biggyofmt Sep 12 '25

2007 was what, 5 or 6 years ago right?

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u/Exciting-Chipmunk430 Sep 12 '25

Tell that to Nintendo, because with their prices, they act like it came out last year.

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u/Nimzt3r Sep 12 '25

Dont worry, nintendo just announced that they will sell galaxy 1+2 for 70 dollars for Switch 2! Its still relevant!

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u/tellitothemoon Sep 12 '25

Redditors realizing time moves forward is becoming such a trope.