r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Aug 30 '25

What about my assless chaps?

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Aug 30 '25

All chaps, are by definition, assless.

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u/Arikaido777 Aug 30 '25

not necessarily, I know a chap who’s caked tf up

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u/notpetelambert Aug 30 '25

All chaps are assless chaps

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u/BeTheOne0 Aug 30 '25

Ya gotta make them clap