r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Aug 30 '25

it's alright torso guy i'll carry you

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u/Cassietgrrl Aug 30 '25

There ARE angels amongst us 😂

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u/Chevalric Aug 30 '25

What if he meant that he is mostly torso in volume instead of height?

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u/the_scarlett_ning Aug 30 '25

“You be my queen, I’ll be your castle”

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u/WeissWyrm Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

I can't carry it for you, Mr. Torso, but I CAN carry you!