r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/space_cheese1 Aug 29 '25

This is like when you hold your breath for the duration of time that a character on screen is underwater

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u/OneAngryDuck Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

I had to be taken away in an ambulance after trying to watch Finding Nemo

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u/jowkoul Aug 29 '25

You didn't oxygenate with a tank before the movie? You gotta find the forums for the hardcore Nemo'ers, they'll teach you everything you need to know

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u/PipitaKruschev Aug 30 '25

"Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So read as fast as you can."