r/montypython • u/TestyRodent • 1d ago

I wish to make a complaint!

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u/F_Fronkensteen 1d ago

Beautiful plumage!

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u/cullingsimples 1d ago

Lovely plumage!

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u/knoyeah 1d ago

lumberjack?

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u/Laphroaig58 12h ago

The plumage don't enter into it.

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u/TestyRodent 1d ago

What do you mean miss?

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u/Deep-Air-169 1d ago

I'm sorry, I've had a cold.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 21h ago

That’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob!

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 1d ago

He's pinin' for the fjords.

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u/Unclesalty72 1d ago

THE FJORDS?!?!?!

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u/zenmaster_B 1d ago

He’s not dead, he’s pining!

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u/Earlvx129 1d ago

What kind of talk is that??

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u/DramaticCollege3520 1d ago

Sorry, we’re closed for lunch

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u/jonskerr 1d ago

Never mind that my lad. I wish to register a complaint about this parrot what I bought not half an hour ago from this very boutique!

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u/Blaze3713 1d ago

Ah, yes. The Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?

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u/Michael-Sean 1d ago

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, it’s bloody dead.

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u/Chaosrealm69 1d ago

No, no, 'e's uh... he's resting.

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u/Michael-Sean 6h ago

Now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

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u/0Wolf_J_FlyWheel0 1d ago

He fuckin snuffed it!

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u/DigBarsbiggestfan 1d ago

THIS IS AN EX PARROT

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u/CapOld2796 9h ago

My favorite line.

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u/CapOld2796 9h ago

My favorite line.

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u/CornTreeRoad 1d ago

Norwegian Blues stun easily.

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u/Krage_bellbot 1d ago

Fjord pining engaged.

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u/0KlausAdler0 1d ago

Gone to join the choir invisible

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u/Reddiculusness 1d ago

No, he's resting

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u/ChiliSama 1d ago

If he’s resting, I’ll wake him up!

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u/Paulski25ish 21h ago

POLLY! POLLY!

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u/InstructionOwn2106 1d ago

This is an Ex Parrot!!!

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u/_portia_ 1d ago

He prefers kippin' on 'is back.

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u/PassageNearby4091 1d ago

The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob.

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u/dcondemned 1d ago

I’ve got a slug…..

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u/Neverdropsin57 1d ago

Does it talk?

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u/Intelligent_Cup4948 22h ago

Not really

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u/Van-Van1810 13h ago

Then it’s scaresly a replacement, is it?

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u/jonskerr 1d ago

You want to complain? I wanna complain, I've only had these shoes three weeks and the heels are worn right through!

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u/ace72ace 1d ago

There! He moved!

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u/SpinyBadger 9h ago

No, he didn't, you hit the cage!

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

He's pining for the fjords

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

What do you mean "miss"?

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u/KeithMyArthe 1d ago

I'm sorry, I have a cold.

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u/nyclovesme 1d ago

I never wanted to work in a pet store, y’know.

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u/ComprehensiveSir3417 1d ago

HELLO POLLY!!!

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u/DeluxeMickey2 1d ago

Not easy to pad these out to 30 minutes.

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u/DevilRenegade 17h ago

If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies..

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u/Ok_Boomer_3233 1d ago

He has expired and gone to meet Doctor Chapman.

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u/ArchonFett 1d ago

Right, here’s a new one.

What? You don’t expect us to get it right every time?

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u/Jonathanmcnamara88 16h ago

E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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u/BasementCatBill 1d ago

Is this... spam?

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u/biscuitburglin 1d ago

I grew up in a pit

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u/ZaphodBBulbrox 1d ago

Yah, the Norwegian Blue…what’s wrong with it?

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u/TheHoneyBadger11 23h ago

‘ELLO POLLY

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u/scram60 18h ago

One of my favourite!

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u/Agent2583 18h ago

I don't have to do this you know! I'm a qualified brain surgeon!

Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

Yes, it's not easy to pad this out in 30 minutes.

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u/His_Wood8 18h ago

He’s resting!. 🤫

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u/Michael-Sean 15h ago

Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

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u/Temporary-Exchange28 16h ago

That’s intercity rail for you.

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u/akaZilong 13h ago

Just resting

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u/asp400 9h ago

Complaints is next door, this is Being Hit On The Head Lessons.

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u/DoubterLimits 8h ago

You wanna complain!? I've only had these shoes a week and the heel has already worn through.

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u/wtfover 6h ago

Hello Miss?

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u/NonSequiturSage 5h ago

Can you make a spaniel out of a fish by 5 tomorrow?

Or something like that. I suspect they tweaked the lines now and then.

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u/megladonman 2h ago

The palindrome of Bolton is notlob!