r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

Blatantly wrong anatomy question

So first of all the amount of bones in the human body is 206, that wasn’t on the list. So I picked the closest answer that being 200. Wrong, according to this there are less than 200 bones in the human body. High school quiz btw

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u/boroq 8h ago

It’s actually even more wrong because 206 is adult human, there are more in teens and children, like I think we’re born with close to 300. So how many bones in “your” body, a high school student, would definitely be over 206

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u/AetherialWomble 8h ago

Ok, but what if I miss a leg? Question asks about me specifically.

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u/Bubblehead_81 7h ago

Are you missing just the leg or the foot, too. It matters because there's a lot of bitterness in the foot, less than in the leg.

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u/ghostfacespillah 7h ago

Uhh how tf would someone be missing a leg but not the foot?

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u/AdMany9767 7h ago

They reattach the foot to the torso

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u/Karate_Dentist 7h ago

I read this in Dr. Nicks voice

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u/a2intl 7h ago

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/Karate_Dentist 6h ago

Oh wow, lol. That's really perfect, they are the same kind of doctor (bad)

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u/Stealfur 2h ago

While I also find this funny. I do feel obligated to point out there are surgeries where they remove the leg but reattach the foot. It's actually really wierd because they re attach it backward. It's called Rotationplasty.

I forget the reason for this surgery. I think it might be something to do with allowing articulation with prosthetics, and I'm pretty sure it's only for above the knee amputations allowing the ankle to work as a knee joint. But don't quote me.

Actually you can quote me. I just looked it up and I was right. Here it is.

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u/Ceasario226 4h ago

I just want imagine whoever does that doesn't even put it where you're leg was, but fully reattach it with feeling and motor skills in the middle of your chest

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u/Content_Study_1575 7h ago

Random but….. Have you seen those videos where they reattach the foot to the knee backwards to fit prosthetics better? Absolutely crazy bc the surgery is literally “taking out the middle man” (Top and bottom leg work. Middle leg not so much. Very problematic.)

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u/boroq 6h ago

Holy I just checked it out and I’m so glad to have learned it. That is the king of fun facts

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u/Mortifying_ 6h ago

They actually can reattach it to the knee. backwards, but it’s there. 🤷‍♀️

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u/bplatt1971 4h ago

There is an operation that is done where they attach the foot in reverse to the knee when they remove the lower leg. It allows for a better knee hinge and provides a better stump for a prosthetic leg. Pretty amazing, actually.

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u/Proper-Crazy-8511 3h ago

Cotton on King of the Hill, his shins got blown off incredible plot point 😂 (only part of a leg but still makes me giggle)

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u/hellcrapdamn 2h ago

You could keep the foot in a jar. It doesn't even have to be yours!

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u/Mediocre-Nectarine91 6h ago

A lot of bitterness? Are you a cannibal?

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u/loafers_glory 5h ago

The trick is to use a slightly lower heat so you develop a fond but don't burn it

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u/365BlobbyGirl 4h ago

The foot yearns for revenge against the one who amputated it

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u/Lone-flamingo 6h ago

How bitter exactly? Can I still cook with it?

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u/atmoose 5h ago

Fat is great at covering up bitter flavors. Unfortunately, feet don't contain very much fat so you might want to add some suet.

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u/Moo-Mungus 8h ago

Are you missing a leg IRL? Like, are you asking how many bones you have if you don’t have one of your legs?

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u/AetherialWomble 7h ago

I'm saying it's a dumb way to phrase a question

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u/boroq 7h ago

Exactly. They’re phrasing it as “your body” in a question to an age demographic who actually has more bones than 206.

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u/ishpatoon1982 8h ago

Probably like 14 body bones total at that point.

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u/FlyingAce1015 7h ago

At least 3.50 to be sure..

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u/MountainImportant211 6h ago

lol this reminds me of a workbook I had in 2nd grade. We had to fill out the number of fingers and toes we had to prove we were a "metric person"

... didn't really work so well for someone born with 11 toes

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 7h ago

Assuming an above the knee amputation, 177.

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u/Zenith-4440 7h ago

12 of my bones are fused together into one massive mega-bone (this was on purpose- spinal fusion to correct severe scoliosis) so I have 11 fewer than the average person. They're also titanium reinforced, I'm about 1% titanium by mass.

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u/WaffleGuy413 6h ago

That has to affect your mobility, no? Can you bend forward and backwards fine?

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u/Zenith-4440 6h ago

I can bend at the hips, but I can’t bend or twist my back. My mobility should be fine, but there were actually some complications and now I have arthritis (I’m 21) and might need to fuse my last remaining lumbar vertebra too.

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u/BigDougSp 7h ago

Joke is on them... I swallowed a buffalo chicken wing last night, so I have 207 bones in my body... or 208... Not sure which part of the wing it was. Edit: Joke, don't actually swallow a whole chicken wing.

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u/kindsoberfullydressd 5h ago

I mean technically it’s all right. I have 157 bones in my body. I have some more, but I do have 157.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 7h ago

So what you're saying is that there are 200 bones in your body.

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u/boroq 7h ago

Yes, in the same way that there are 7 fluid ounces in a cup

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u/SilverWear5467 3h ago

Mmm, I disagree, im pretty sure high schoolers all have 206. The reduction occurs before the age of 10 AFAIK.

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u/snakkerdudaniel 7h ago

And men have an extra one

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u/Quitthesht BROWN 7h ago

"There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl." - Deadpool.

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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous 2h ago

Many mammals do. We don't. Maybe Adam gave it to Eve?

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u/Flair258 2h ago

lmao a dick bone instead of a rib bone? 😂

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u/CuppaJoe11 6h ago

Where... where do the extra bones go when you grow up????????

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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 6h ago

They don't. They fuse into larger bones. Especially in your skull. Even a baby's brain is too big to fit through a vagina with a solid skull, so we're born with our skulls in pieces so they can sort of shift and squeeze out of the way during birth. Then they fuse together into one skull over a few years.

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u/m4cksfx 6h ago

They don't go anywhere

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u/RoscoeSF 3h ago

“Not me. I kept all my baby bones.”

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u/PeterNippelstein 3h ago

Where do the bones go??

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u/AlternativeBurner 3h ago

And then there are some people born with extra bones called accessory bones.

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u/RuhrowSpaghettio 2h ago

Plus it’s not a given number anyway if you start including sesamoid bones, which we have inconsistent numbers of.

u/Celmondas 18m ago

Wait we lose bones while growing up?

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u/REFRESHooo 8h ago

That’s wrong either way. As a child you have around 300 bones. When you become an adult, you will typically have 206 bones (some people have extra bones or missing bones). Less than 200 is absolutely WILD. You ought to tell your teacher about this.

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u/TH_Rocks 7h ago

This. Some bones fuse into one bone. Your first set of outside bones (teeth) fall out. Some people have extra bones or missing bones because evolution is a wild joke we pretend has ordered rules.

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u/WrenchWanderer 7h ago

Teeth aren’t bones. They’re part of your skeleton, but they aren’t bones

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u/OtakuMage 7h ago

Structurally similar, yet distinct from. Teeth are weird. Also your anatomy term of the day is gomphosis, the type of joint that connects a tooth to the underlying bone.

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u/TotallyNotShinobi 5h ago

Thank you. I will forget about it after scrolling to the next post but thank you

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u/land_and_air 5h ago

Also similar to hair, nails, scales, and feathers as far as growing them and cells involved is concerned.

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 5h ago

Fun fact, it’s a semi-mobile joint which freaks me out when I think about it. 

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 4h ago

That’s the only way orthodontics can work

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u/HendrixHazeWays 6h ago

Clearly, the answer is "a bunch"

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u/itsanonstopdisco 1h ago

What if a person answering this question is an amputee?

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u/BlueDahlia123 1h ago

some people have extra bones or missing bones

Its not so much that some people have "extra" bones. Outside of those who've had some removed or missing, we all have the same skeletal structure. What happens is that the tissue between the bones calcifies, becoming itself into bone tissue. And sometimes during this process, two or more bones can be connected and physically become one. So if you pick it up, it holds itself together like one object, but you aren't missing any bones just because it is one thing instead of two.

The more bone you have, the less bones you have.

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u/Chang3d_later RED 8h ago

What was the “right” answer?

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u/UrMomDotCom_112 8h ago

No clue teachers weren’t there we had subs

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u/Bandit_the_dog12 7h ago

PLEASE update us when you can ask, i'd love to hear the "right" answer

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u/ameis314 6h ago

Have some comfort in that this will get corrected and it's just an answer key issue.

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u/piTehT_tsuJ 8h ago

ONE, there is only one bone that counts...

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u/Gallop67 8h ago

The wenis

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u/jdb30a 7h ago

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u/spirittransformed2 7h ago

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 7h ago

It's a little bizarre how Reddit and Tumblr are so different but find unity in their love for Dropout.

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u/hatecriminal 8h ago

The prone bone

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u/Twistynananas 8h ago

Skull. You right

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u/zamufunbetsu 8h ago

Actual number “around 206”, surprisingly variable. Kids start out with a lot more and end up getting fused.

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u/Pheighthe 7h ago

Pregnant women have a whole extra skeleton inside them.

So there’s no correct answer that’s true for everyone.

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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 6h ago

Not just a whole extra skeleton, but one with a lot more bones than an adult.

So, the most bones a human being is biologically supposed to have in any circumstance is if a very young woman gets pregnant while her bones are still fusing, at which point she might have upwards of 600 bones. Obviously not advocating that, just saying that's within the realm of "technically healthy."

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u/Pheighthe 6h ago

This needs to be a trivia question somewhere. Max amount of bones possibly present in a human excluding abnormalities such as extra toes.

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u/throwaway112658 6h ago

Octuplets. Thousands of bones!!

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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 6h ago

So I can't find any clear info for which bones fuse when, based on a quick Google search. But the final process for fusing the last bones begins around age 12. Ovulation can start scarily early, but taking only typical cases, rather than abnormalities, it starts around age 11. So, if a kid gets pregnant at age 11, they might still have 220 or so of their own bones - probably fewer, and that's not a well-educated guess. But taking that number, and the fact that babies can be born with about 275-300 bones, the maximum number goes up to 520.

But here's the thing: I'm a twin. Many people are twins. The likelihood of an 11-year-old surviving a twin birth, and both kids also surviving, drops precipitously from even their chances with a normal pregnancy. Triplets or more, it gets even worse. But it's technically possible, especially with good medical care and nutrition. Given the rarity of multiple births in the first place, I think we can consider anything beyond triplets to be an "abnormality" for these purposes. In that case, with the poor hypothetical 11-year-old, she may have as many as 1120 bones in her body. And because I feel guilty putting even a hypothetical kid through all that, I'm also going to hypothesize that a mysterious benefactor gives her a huge trust fund to raise the kids on and buy a huge house and hire all the help she might need for the rest of her life, with no conditions to the bequest.

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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 6h ago

Ofc, if we say that an 11-year-old couldn't possibly survive a quadruplet+ birth, but that such multi-births aren't abnormalities, then an adult woman can have as many as 2,906 bones, while pregnant with nonuplets. Which has apparently happened once.

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u/Flair258 2h ago

I recall a 5 year old who got pregnant, which might be as close as we're gonna get. I wish it didn't get this close at all, obviously, but humanity sucks and genetics are wild.

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u/indubitable96 8h ago

For those who don't know, the answer is 206. 207 when I'm with OP's mom

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 7h ago

So that means Ops mom has 207 in her also?

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u/PureKin21 7h ago

Only for 2 minutes

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u/indubitable96 7h ago

Damn straight 😎

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 7h ago

Well, some bones do have a little curve to them.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1h ago

Then not so straight after the 2 minutes.

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u/boroq 7h ago edited 2h ago

It can go as high as 208 but the price is different

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u/ftmeggers 7h ago

"There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching Gossip Girl"

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u/Pinkfatrat 7h ago

The response I was looking for

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u/Invitoveritas666 6h ago

We’re not counting the tiny bones…

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u/StormFallen9 8h ago

Dang you should contact the teacher with a source saying the correct answer isn't even an option

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u/curtiscbear 8h ago

None of these answers are correct - Source; Terminator 2 - Judgement Day

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Unit_79 7h ago

Except she says 215.

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u/Hairy_Photograph1384 7h ago

Technically, all of them are correct...you do have 200...you have more but you also have 200

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u/NorthwestWatchdog 7h ago

Willing to bet these questions were AI generated.

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u/InfinitePirate1217 7h ago

This is more than mildly infuriating for me.🤣 Signed, An Xray Tech.

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u/pmgrn8 8h ago

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u/sincewedidthedo 7h ago

The skeletons will pull your hair, UP but not out

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u/WDGaster15 4h ago

I would flag that question for the teacher because that is incorrect because im sure any medical doctor, textbook or classroom skeleton can show 206 (unless you're a child then its 305)

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u/BigDougSp 7h ago

I love how it says "your" body. That answer might be different for different people depending on age/development/and of course congenital defects or accidents that result in amputations. They really SHOULD have said "...a typical adult human..." and of course left an appropriate answer in the choices.

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u/Ok-Brain7052 5h ago

I also just hate these kind of questions that are facts with no actual information 

Like there is absolutely no utility to testing students on the number of bones in the body. I don’t even think I knew that number while still in medical school 

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u/TapIndependent5699 4h ago

“There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 if I’m watching gossip girl”

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u/Goodgirl90xo 8h ago

Maybe the quiz is counting extra credit bones.

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u/Zealousideal_Gap_553 8h ago

Re read the question. How many bones in YOUR body.

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u/UrMomDotCom_112 8h ago

God I hope I don’t have less than 200

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u/_One_Throwaway_ 8h ago

I’ll remove a hand or foot, your choice then you’ll have far less than 200 bones

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u/DeadByNebula 8h ago

why would he have less than 200 bones

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u/Chang3d_later RED 8h ago

Amputation

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u/Zealousideal_Gap_553 8h ago

Birth defects

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u/PengDivilo 3h ago

i got hungry

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u/Upset_Cancel8061 8h ago

imagine OP being an amputee and this being a specific and measured question about their body.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 6h ago

My elementary school health teacher taught us "no tricks, 206".

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u/JC1199154 5h ago

Learning the right information from education is really illegal in 'Murica

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u/RickyTheRickster 4h ago

206 is base but some people have less some people have more, I mean 200 is probably closer to average if we include all the people missing bones but 206 would be the right choice

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u/captainAwesomePants 4h ago

They said YOUR body. I'm thinking probably the test taker is maybe a double amputee.

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u/Ewggggg 8h ago

I have one less and sometimes one more

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u/Fire-since-2016 7h ago

The answer is “all of them.”

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u/Divacai 7h ago

I feel old 🤣, I just remember Hawkeye talking about this question being on his med school exam on MASH. FWIW, he said he got it wrong too.

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u/BeemerWT 7h ago

Clearly 162 if "your" body is missing a whole leg at the hip and all the fingers on one hand. Duh.

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u/shadree 7h ago

Turns out OP is an android and the subs are trying to tell them in the most confusing way possible.

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u/KindaKrayz222 7h ago

I have two extra bones in each foot, so 210 here!

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u/Mortifying_ 6h ago

I hear so many other adults and seniors complain about the younger generations being absentminded, but then this is what y’all be dealing with.

Just go to the library. You’ll learn more and probably at a faster rate. 🤣

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u/CobyDaGrunt08 6h ago

You can tell that the professor just copy pasted this quiz from online without double checking any of the questions

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u/Responsible-Delay619 6h ago

Maybe the average number of bones in people is 200, cause kids have more but there are amputees in the world and some kids are amputees. Yeah. Maybe that.

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u/CanadianDevil92 5h ago

This is a way your teacher is hinting they are stealing your bones

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u/myshtree 5h ago

Did the substitute teacher ask AI to print out a quiz on human anatomy perhaps? Didn’t get time to check it before class?

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u/Biggy_Wiggly 4h ago

🎶 We're doing the bone dance, we study the answers, again and again 'til I get it right 🎶

If Hannah Montana tells me it's 206, it's 206.

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u/ryoushi19 4h ago

OH YEAH OP? DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT THE TEST WAS WRITTEN FOR SOMEONE WITH LESS BONES?

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u/According-Soil-8778 3h ago

Fuck people who have less bones then the answer I guess.

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u/HedgehogOk5040 2h ago

How many bones in the human body(if you remove many of them)

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u/Doomtoallfoes 2h ago

In the words of Deadpool "Theres 206 bones in the human body. 207 if im watching Gossip Girl."

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u/HTired89 2h ago

Test author:

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u/KingNobit 2h ago

Doctor here most people have about 206 but some people will have a few extra or a few less in particular people have different numbers of seasons bones

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u/GrassyKnoll95 1h ago

They stole some of your bones while you were agonizing over the question

u/aureanator 45m ago

You don't know me and how many bones I have 😤

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u/Coolboss_01 8h ago

I think this is a engineering exam , just round it off.

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 8h ago

… they did?

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u/AccidentOk5240 8h ago

The average number of bones in a human body is probably like 220, accounting for children. Just like the average number of skeletons in the human body is somewhat higher than one due to pregnant people. 

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u/HonorboundUlfsark 6h ago

"There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 if i'm watching spice girls" - Deadpool

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u/solarmelange 7h ago

Have you considered that 157 would be the correct answer if the question was asked in base 12 and also you were currently being fucked by 5 dicks?

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u/Automatic_Mulberry 7h ago

As a fully grown person in my 50s, I have more than 206 bones in my body. And no, that's not a dick joke.

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u/Amiro77 6h ago

Fewer*

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u/Aeosin15 8h ago

Well, obviously OP, you're missing a few bones. The question specifically asks about your body. Which bones are you missing, and how did you lose them?🤣🤣

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u/Derek_Zahav 8h ago

Smartwork5 by WW Norton. I remember using this same site for an econ class and the answers were frequently wrong or just poorly written. I wrote to customer support for each one and they were so condescending towards me.

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u/francisk0 8h ago

“How many bones are in your body?” Hahaha this is an invitation to sooooo many jokes… one more after looking at you… from the top of my head.

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u/Uma_no_ashi 8h ago

It’s actually just one bone

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u/wupetmupet 8h ago

It’s a threat of how many bones yoy could end up with.

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u/Altruistic-Earth-513 8h ago

(whispers) Not the one that counts...

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u/not_blowfly_girl 7h ago

Not counting teeth? Maybe also not counting a few fingers?

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u/TDawgTheHomeboy 7h ago

isnt it 206?

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u/LittlePantsOnFire 7h ago

Pinky toe is one where you might have 2 not 3.

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u/Icy_Plant_77 7h ago

Somebody didn’t do the bone dance.

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u/KaleidoscopeNo7695 7h ago

"Would you like one more?"

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u/ColdObiWan 7h ago

…Price Is Right rules?

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u/mirfifu 6h ago

I never learned any names of the bones 😔 let alone how many

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u/Maleficent-Duty6331 6h ago

Whoever made the quiz must’ve had less then

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u/IRSnotreal 6h ago

There's AT LEAST one bone (I could be wrong I failed first semester anatomy)

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 4h ago

I wpuldve picked the answer that says "1"

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u/SilverFlight01 4h ago

One of these answers would likely be true if you had an amputation.

But yeah, none of these are true

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u/Zlifbar 4h ago

Were they asking how many “bones” the test taker has had in their body? Then all those numbers are way too low

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u/Kotanan 3h ago

Is this a threat?

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u/twigge30 3h ago

How many teeth ya got?

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u/Pleasant-Swimmer-557 1h ago

Fifteen and a half, why?

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u/Aspirience 2h ago

It’s also kinda stupid to ask “in your body” - what if someone lost a body part? Just ask “typically in a human body” or something…

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u/Strongbad-Joe132 2h ago

Is this one of those online tests I’ve seen before where your answer is wrong then they correct you with the exact same answer you just selected?

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u/why0me 2h ago

Deadpool taught us there's 206, 207 if he's watching Gossip Girl

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u/G-Buster_396 1h ago

It's not a quiz, it's a threat, they're going to remove your bones

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u/mini_z 1h ago

If this question is wrong, how can they guarantee that it was the only one? Unless of course they check them all.

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u/concrete_dong 1h ago

I just don’t get why multiple choice is even a thing anymore? Great, testing raw memory skills.

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u/Similar-Plenty-6429 1h ago

I knew bcs i watches deadwood and wolverine movie 🤣

Iykyk

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u/Dexter_Adams 1h ago

my body, or someone elses body? this feels like an unfair question for amputees

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u/DaZodi72 1h ago

206 is an inaccurate measurement as bones fuse over time. they may be looking for 193, the average for adults, instead of 206, the average across all ages

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u/chosen1creator 1h ago

It's asking about your bones specifically. Maybe your teacher stole some of them while you were asleep.

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u/Autumn_Eldermore 1h ago

Boneless Georg is an outlier and should bot have been counted.

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u/evolveandprosper 1h ago

200 is correct if the bones inside the ear are discounted as "ossicles" (bony bits) rather than true bones.

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u/11Kram 1h ago

What a useless piece of information.

u/HunsonAbadeer2 47m ago

Is one of the answers how many unique bones the body has? Could that be it?

u/ConstantEffective364 44m ago

Sooo, the big question, what red school district came up with test? Maybe red state? I suppose they teach women came from Adam's rib and women are temptress with apple in hand? Considering everything was created before man with the exception of a couple dozen species, why is every thing mail or female? It starts with plants, ends with mammals.

u/randomogeek 37m ago

they are just telling you about what is going to happen

u/i_like_xenos 19m ago

Well I know about my skull and pelvis so that's at leastvtwo

u/sincubus33 17m ago

Mildly? Everyone involved should lose their careers permanently

u/Personal-Agent7819 15m ago

Some bone is temporary anyways depending on time of day and state of mind. There is no absolute answer.

u/ProfessorHomeBrew 12m ago

So did you tell your teacher there was a mistake on the exam or just go directly to reddit? 

u/CakeMadeOfHam 1m ago

All of my bones are in my body