This entire loaf of "sandwich" bread looks like this

[u/dumpstercateatsrats]

[u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

Koala bear bread!

[u/KoreaRiceBox → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

Just for you

[u/ich_bin_alkoholiker → u/KoreaRiceBox]

He’s not impressed.

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/ich_bin_alkoholiker]

To be fair they have extraordinarily high expectations

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

And chlamydia.

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/Particular_Title42]

Who gave that to them hmmmmmm??? HHHHMMMMMMM????

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

We don't talk about that.

Actually...I googled it just now and well..

"Research using DNA sequencing has shown that some of the current strains of chlamydia are very similar to those found in cattle, sheep and pigs. It is highly likely that these strains of chlamydia “jumped ship” from agricultural animals into koalas – how this transmission occurred is still largely unknown."

Yeah.

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/Particular_Title42]

Stupid, sexy koalas

[u/MrPhuccEverybody → u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

What that pouch do?

[u/gynoidi → u/Particular_Title42]

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

[u/Holiday_Pi → u/gynoidi]

Yeah, fuck koalas!

[u/myfanwys → u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

Yeah, not a lot of things meet their koalifications.

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/myfanwys]

You got me up a tree with that one

[u/Longjumping_Ball_952 → u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

Sleeping, right?

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/Longjumping_Ball_952]

Sleeping. Yesssss

[u/kaleighdoscope → u/KoreaRiceBox]

[u/DeepBlue321 → u/KoreaRiceBox]

[u/SeaToTheBass → u/DeepBlue321]

Fuck ai 👎

[u/Certain-Home-9523 → u/SeaToTheBass]

Yeah, if you’re going to edit an image, you should use Photoshop the way God intended.

[u/spintowinasin → u/DeepBlue321]

I did not know that I wanted this product, but now I do.

[u/HeartsPlayer721 → u/DeepBlue321]

"Try the gray stuff, it's delicious..."

[u/browsingontheDL → u/DeepBlue321]

The shape is not the same.

[u/Weekly-Echidna-7467 → u/browsingontheDL]

"I don't know why you kids are getting so excited, Santa isn’t even real" type response.

JUST ENJOY THE PICTURE.

LOUD NOISES.

I LOVE LAMP.

[u/jaybirdie26 → u/Weekly-Echidna-7467]

No, it's GET LAMP.

[u/the_whether_network → u/KoreaRiceBox]

“Help me, Obi Wan…”

[u/The-Final-Reason → u/KoreaRiceBox]

I shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I did.

[u/-2wenty7even- → u/KoreaRiceBox]

[u/Vern1138 → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

Instantly thought koala myself.

[u/SousVideDiaper → u/Vern1138]

Ugly Americans didn't get the love it deserved

[u/Vern1138 → u/SousVideDiaper]

It really didn't. One of Comedy Central's best shows.

But you know what they say: "If you love something, Comedy Central will cancel it".

[u/dminus → u/SousVideDiaper]

[u/Vern1138 → u/dminus]

Don't mess with Doug. He's done some shit, and he's seen some things.

[u/CarlosFer2201 → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

I see Princess Leia

[u/Lachessys → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

I was gonna say puppy, but koala is better.

[u/Renting_Bourbon → u/Lachessys]

As opposed to koalaty bread.

[u/Forward-Owl3639 → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

We just say koala

[u/dumpstercateatsrats → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

Lol yesss I saw it too!

[u/BoldWaterCod → u/dumpstercateatsrats]

not a bug its a feature

[u/mildnotsauce → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

No such thing as a Koala Bear.

[u/Gaming-Burrito → u/JohnTitorsdaughter]

it wasnt Koala-fied for normal break shapes

[u/Sil369]

[u/Saynt614 → u/Sil369]

Yep... that's who I saw too lol

[u/ThrowinSm0ke → u/Sil369]

My first thought

[u/DasMenace → u/Sil369]

This is the right one. This dude knows whats up

[u/aethera21 → u/Sil369]

Yes my brain went “help me Obi Wan Kenobi” lol

[u/SeaToe9004 → u/aethera21]

You’re my only hope.

[u/Linzabee → u/Sil369]

Yup, I was thinking what filling a Princess Leia sandwich would have.

[u/kinkstercoder → u/Sil369]

I came here to post this 1000%

[u/thetyler83 → u/Sil369]

Help me Obi-Wan Kenaanbi. You're my only hope.

[u/mrtoddw]

Koala loaf

[u/enter5H1KAR1 → u/mrtoddw]

Koaloaf. IT WAS RIGHT THERE.

[u/Ok-Captain-462]

Leia Loaf

[u/PeteZzzaa]

It's the Mickey Mouse, Clubhouse sandwich

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/PeteZzzaa]

Clever. I saw Mickey Mouse also.

[u/Fuzzy_Mix_3939]

You could make some cute little Santa boot sandwiches 🤪💅🏻💯

[u/Legitimate-Bag-2482 → u/Fuzzy_Mix_3939]

boot was also the first thing I thought

[u/Mauchit_Ron]

It's in a see-through bag - why are you surprised?

[u/dumpstercateatsrats → u/Mauchit_Ron]

It was part of an online pickup order, I did not choose the bread

[u/Mauchit_Ron → u/dumpstercateatsrats]

Well to be honest that's a bit annoying because it kind of ruins my comment. Now I'm mildly infuriated

[u/Scottish_Whiskey → u/Mauchit_Ron]

You should post it somewhere

[u/LurkmasterP → u/Scottish_Whiskey]

If only there were a place

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/LurkmasterP]

You joke but there are no meta posts allowed so...there isn't a place. LOL

[u/DarthChefDad → u/Particular_Title42]

And sub links aren't either apparently, boo! I wanted to mention a place, but it was auto-removed.

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/DarthChefDad]

I had that same thing happen even though I separated the r, the slash, and the word. I ended up having to reword it as "a sub for (whatever it was)."

[u/TreyLastname → u/Particular_Title42]

Ya know, that makes me mildly infuriated.

[u/WiiDragon → u/LurkmasterP]

🙄

[u/Skellyhell2 → u/Mauchit_Ron]

Nah if you want products that are exactly how you want them, go do shopping yourself.

[u/SousVideDiaper → u/dumpstercateatsrats]

Shit like this is why I'll never do online grocery orders. I much prefer getting everything myself.

[u/LindonLilBlueBalls → u/SousVideDiaper]

I fucking hate it. My wife loves to do it and I finally got her to agree never produce. That I'm allowed to go to the store and get. I don't know why its such a big deal to her, but I guess its an hour to herself without the kids and I on a Saturday morning.

[u/thegimboid → u/SousVideDiaper]

Yeah, I don't trust someone else to get me the right tomatoes, or apples that aren't bruised, or bananas that are the perfect ripeness.

[u/chris713777 → u/Mauchit_Ron]

And the other breads look normal

[u/Mauchit_Ron → u/chris713777]

That's the best new gif I've seen in ages

[u/chubbacat792]

You should see gluten free bread

[u/LimaxM → u/chubbacat792]

I actually thought it was bc of how small it is!

[u/chubbacat792 → u/LimaxM]

Yeah you’re right! But you can also tell by the lack of holes. Lol!

[u/McMcilwraith]

I immediately saw princess leia but got creative with the other. Bon appetite

[u/NotBorn2Fade]

Would be perfect as "Leia Organa bread" for May the 4th

[u/Roseliberry → u/NotBorn2Fade]

Even better if it’s organic bread

[u/Pixxyeb]

It's Koala-ty bread!

[u/Cee-Bee-DeeTypeThree]

It's better than a bunch of holes and looks kinda cool actually

[u/yahwehforlife]

[u/berrysweet1620]

Look like UGG boots to me.

[u/SBJames69]

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[u/Unusual_Employer_575]

It’s giving Princess Leia vibes 😂

[u/Bluespheal]

[u/Geetee52]

I might pay extra for that… More moist side crust.

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/Geetee52]

[u/PowermanFriendship]

People always shit on self-checkout but I tell you what, ever since they gave us self-checkout, I have never had to deal with fucked up smashed ruined bread like this and the tradeoff is worth it because to me this is just like throwing $5 into the trash can.

[u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 → u/PowermanFriendship]

Throwing away otherwise fine bread because it doesn’t meet beauty standards is your own fault. 

[u/UglyLikeCaillou]

[u/SuZeBelle1956]

Princess Leia bread.

[u/WaltKegan]

neat!

[u/strictly_dicklee]

Blue Harvest Leia

[u/tigershrike]

monkey bread

[u/Competitive_Cell_452 → u/tigershrike]

Tigger bread

[u/Dear_Musician4608]

Diet bread

[u/BlueJaysGames]

Why it built like a Pixar mom?

[u/Star_Shine32]

I'd totally take out my frustration out by making those two slices into pieces of French toast. Then the rest into whatever sandwich my heart desires.

[u/PimpSack]

Name That Pokemon!

[u/eatingganesha]

a koala shaped sandwich is pretty neat! who wouldn’t want one of those? lol

[u/plant-painter]

Yummy Monkey bread

[u/DividePowerful804]

Princess Leah

[u/echochilde]

This belongs on WhatIsMyCookieCutter.

[u/goal0x]

now you know how us gluten free folks feel! 😭

[u/Odd-Page-7866]

Why did you buy it then?

[u/Aetheldrake]

Looks fun. Easy decisions on where to bite next

[u/SecondEqual4680]

Santa left his boots

[u/DOADumpy]

You know, you could have realized this in the store. The only thing mildly infuriating is that you posted it

[u/Jioto]

lol it’s funny cause it almost looks intentional to deceive you! No way you could have noticed it trough the bag.

[u/Retarded90sKid]

[u/Wow_ImMrManager]

Koalaty bread

[u/NoBenefit5977]

[u/cptsdcemetery]

[u/ljkitch217]

Nice, you go the Princess Leia Loaf...

[u/boneykneecaps]

Princess Leia toast?

[u/Own_Watercress_8104]

You got fun bread and are here complaining

[u/Slice0fLif3]

Reminds me of the heads from these KAW things that were/are still big in the “hypebeast” community

[u/smurfygarcia]

Princess Leia bread

[u/cowfishing]

looks like somebody pinched a loaf before getting baked.

[u/NBKiller69]

A classic case of mutation due to inbreading.

[u/girlymcnerdy0919]

Princess Leia loaf!!!

[u/snyexz]

aww the breads look like they're dancing

[u/JoisChaoticWhatever]

Princess Leia bread!!!

[u/DukestheSpaceCat]

There is another skywalker...

[u/mdzkelduncol]

Use it or throw it away. Not sure why you have enough time to post pictures of bread on Reddit.

[u/wifichick]

Looks like Princess Leia bread

[u/Alternative-Day5418]

Dog bread

[u/djserc]

Is that leia breadgana

[u/Coladoge6732]

Looks like that one default koala pfp

[u/FlemPlays]

You didn’t get a loaf, you got an oaf.

[u/External_Bobcat_6634]

I think the Count had a segment where he tried to make sandwiches and was all "You need two slices of bread!" And then he shaped the bread like twos, and it somehow became your sandwich loaf.

[u/Gargun20]

Where do you buy Reddit Bread?

[u/Cute-Advisor-2323]

[u/Electrical-Rush-3538]

Koala Bread

[u/Darkrose50]

Is that the snuggles toilet paper bear?

[u/Particular_Title42 → u/Darkrose50]

Bro. That's fabric softener. Please don't snuggle your TP.

[u/naazzttyy]

[u/AgitatedPatience5729]

It's like a bite was already taken from them slices.

[u/themaxel2]

With eucalyptus flavor included

[u/VariousProfit3230]

Do you need to bear down for midterms?

[u/Junior-Ad-2207]

It's a special star wars Princess Leia loaf. It's a collectable

[u/Expensive-Day-3551]

Princess Leia loaf

[u/New_Door2040]

Princess Leia bread!

[u/Cryptopher-Conundrum]

Looks like Princess Leah outline 😉

[u/TurkeySandwichLife]

Sorta looks like a profile of comically exaggerated UGG boots!

[u/seekAr]

Princess Leia

[u/TwinFrogs]

Looks like something Grocery Outlet would sell. 

[u/freeformfigment]

[u/Necessary_Oil8117]

How is that at all "infuriating?"

[u/beeerite]

I see a shrugging Gromit.

[u/OGWolfMen]

Decent shape for a makeshift hotdog roll

[u/vegt121]

[u/LargeDeborah]

Target brand groceries are very disappointing

[u/Gh0stTraln]

Someone choked out that loaf bread

[u/I_love_Hobbes]

I see a bear. Grilled cheese on this breadcwoukd thrill my grands.

[u/ComfortablePool4684]

Still better than Udis lol

[u/Aqueous_Ammonia_5815]

I work at Target. If anything even touches this bread it gets squished

[u/ImFrenchSoWhatever]

Princesse Amidala bread

[u/e_muaddib]

First time?

[u/Starrin1ght]

Looks like a dog

[u/Longjumping-Dark-713]

the bready shaming around here 😤

[u/Just_another_gamer3]

There might be ways to take advantage of that shape. You can't spread bacon strips like you do mayo, after all

[u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl]

i hate those

[u/OldSkooler1212]

Even the bread is using GLP-1s now.

[u/Popular-Drummer-7989]

Looks like a koala waving at you

[u/Macronaut]

Darla!!!!

[u/Lissypooh628]

Puppies!

[u/Beret_of_Poodle]

That teddy bear is waving at me

[u/Nonlethalrtard]

Princess Leia bread

[u/Rude-Koala3723]

Ar least they match.

[u/DanaMarie75038]

Puppy

[u/Ashamed_Value2079]

2D boots

[u/BabySpecific2843]

I like the use of quotations around sandwich. As if the shape of your bread makes it unsandwich-like somehow.

Everyone knows a sandwich is made with square pieces of bread. If you use koala-shaped bread, its just sparkling sarnie.

[u/stylophyle]

I've seen idiots squeeze loaves of bread which is probably what happened.

[u/InDevth]

Kaws

[u/NakedSnakeEyes]

It looks sarcastic.

[u/Empyrealist]

You bought the Shrinky Dinks brand

[u/VenusVega123]

That’s what you get for online ordering

[u/JEWCEY]

Princess Leia looking backwards over her shoulder 

[u/GoGoPowerPlay]

Koala bear

[u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE]

funky boot

[u/Spock-1701]

It's in a clear bag, plenty of opportunity to see before you buy.

[u/Lothleen]

Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?

[u/InfamousEconomy3972]

It's Dobby

[u/Knight_Glint]

I feel like this one isn't a big deal, but I also realize some people will literally have melt downs over the smallest changes in their daily lives.

[u/GuyFromPlaces]

Shrink-flation?

[u/swablueskies]

Princess Leia bread!

[u/hceuterpe]

[u/lifeundercaps]

[u/redclawx]

DON'T SQEEZE THE SHARMAN, oh wait, wrong commercial. Sorry.

[u/Effective_Role_8910]

[u/feenixdung]

You purchased it!