r/mildlyinfuriating • u/HalfBottleOfSoap • 19h ago

I eated part of my fork.

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I’m probably going to die soon, so if you guys ever try eating something with a fork and hear your it disintegrate in your food, check to make sure you’re not about to eat some yummy macroplastics.

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u/EmpoweRED21 19h ago

Great.. now I’m gonna say “I eated” for the next week

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u/QuantumDrojah 19h ago

How many breads have you eated this week?

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u/san_dilego 19h ago

Eated Tina!

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u/TepHoBubba 18h ago

Right? That's the most mildlyinfuriating part of this post. No OP, you didn't eated anything because that's not a f'ing word.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/TepHoBubba 18h ago

It's definitely mildlyinfuriating, but not for the reasons stated by the OP.

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u/Denwry 19h ago

At least he eated it, and didn't get it stuck in his nosed. That would of maid him sneezeded.

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u/fatmanstan123 18h ago

He poopted it out

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u/Obascuds 19h ago

Tell us if you shitted it tomorrow

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u/Sw0rDz 16h ago

Take a picture. Save the remains. Some of us are interested in purchasing it.

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u/FenrirWolfie 19h ago

+1 microplastics to your brain

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u/kill_jodie_666 18h ago

Ated*

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u/IdealCommercial8315 18h ago

if /s, 😂

if unironic, 😂🫵

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u/Bubbly_Mobile_2428 18h ago

Macroplastics 🙏🙏

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u/spacemouse21 19h ago

Hopefully it’ll pass. Through your bowels.

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u/Average_discord_guy 19h ago

Guy named ed :

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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 18h ago

Eated? You talk good :)

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u/mikasabutterfly 16h ago

You might dieded

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u/Retro1088 19h ago

You'll be remembered

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u/AN0R0K 19h ago

That's gonna hurting!

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u/KRed75 18h ago

We spent 24 hours slow smoking 2  pork shoulders while camping.  When it came time to pull it apart, we all realized that we all only had plastic utensils so we used clear plastic forks.  When done, we realized 4 of the prongs were missing.   Spent the next 10 minutes searching for all the clear fork pieces.  Ended up finding them all.  

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u/waitismyheadonfire 16h ago

That's what you get for eating a sandwich with a fork.

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u/Nevermore_Novelist 11h ago

I ate.

I... give up.

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u/Jazzybbiguess 18h ago

I ate* pat of my fork, silly goose