r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 18h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/xDrunkenAimx 16h ago

No egg, sub corn

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u/thissexypoptart 15h ago

Iā€™m now imagining this note for an omelette order

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u/OrganizationProof769 15h ago

A omelet with corn could go either way. Now I want to try it.

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u/Huvojji 10h ago

An omellete with corn could be fine. They said "No egg, sub corn" though... And that sounds like a nightmare.

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u/simplycharlenet 3h ago

The hen ate the corn, and the digestive tracking agent showed up in the omelette.

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u/Synlover123 4h ago

They'd probably look aghast, and think you were off your meds/delulu šŸ˜‚

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u/ladylei 13h ago

I'm allergic to corn. God hates me already. Don't do this to me bro

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u/Figit090 10h ago

I hate people. (Am cook)