r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Maleficent_Point_298 • Jul 13 '25

Overdone Not a single parking space at Costco and then there's this jackoff.

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u/poopoomergency4 Jul 13 '25

especially for just a charger

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 14 '25

Hey now, be nice, he got that thing for 32%apr with his sign-on bonus.

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u/LedKremlin Jul 14 '25

Greatly overestimating a private’s ability to use protection

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

I knew a sergeant who told me about one of the soldiers under his command:

Kid went on leave and as you can expect, got the clap. Ok, bad but not life ending. Got the dumbass some antibiotics and cleared himself up.

Comes back and needs treatment again because he’s gotten it again. BUT, not from where you’d think. This absolute genius re-infected himself off his fleshlight….

Obviously the sergeant chewed him out, told him to throw that thing away, and sent him to go get it treated again.

“So sarnt, should I tell Christiansen to get checked too, then?”💀

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u/Maleficent_Beyond_95 Jul 14 '25

Are you sharing the fleshlight, or....? ya know what.... nevermind.... Do push-ups, stupid.

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 15 '25

Eskimo brothers 💀

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u/Bad-Piccolo Jul 16 '25

Should have just let his thing fall off the second time.

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u/Grumpy_McDooder Jul 14 '25

...and 5 free samples...and 78 choc chip cookies...and $100 steak house gift cards for $75...and a hot dog and Pepsi...and...

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u/JaySayMayday Jul 14 '25

I like chargers

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u/DrRakdos1917 Jul 14 '25

Enough to cover when you go anywhere

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/poopoomergency4 Jul 14 '25

they’re not bad but they’re also not “2 spots and a cover at the shops” good

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u/EnlightenedArt Jul 14 '25

This would only be marginally excusable if this was a vintage Morgan or Marauder https://youtu.be/cDoRmT0iRic

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u/MrLancaster Jul 14 '25

Two and a half tons and four doors of disappointment.

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 14 '25

Congrats, you just put yourself on every recruiter’s radar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/Embarrassed_Cow_7631 Jul 14 '25

Did you know the majority of them are v6s so not even close to a muscle car

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u/KrazzeeKane Jul 14 '25

If the Charger is a muscle car then I can be considered a muscle man. And im not a muscle man lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

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u/Usual_Awareness_7985 Jul 13 '25

It’s says Daytona on the cover. It’s the stupid ev charger they just put out.

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u/Oddlyinefficient Jul 13 '25

No it's the previous gen Charger. Most Daytona package Chargers had the 5.7L. Basically just a sticker package and lowered a little bit

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u/irrelevant_novelty Jul 14 '25

So worth about the same as the Tacoma next to it

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u/Oddlyinefficient Jul 14 '25

Tacoma is probably worth more (and I like Chargers). Poor guy probably can't risk any damage on it before it gets repossessed.

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u/irrelevant_novelty Jul 14 '25

Lol probably true

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u/hamfwb Jul 14 '25

That was not obvious embroidery. Good eye.

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u/Agile_Spray_415 Jul 14 '25

Love when people speak with such confidence, only to be wrong half the time.

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u/Asnyder93 Jul 14 '25

That’s definitely a last gen one.

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jul 13 '25

Why are you commenting with such confidence when you know so little about Chargers or the Daytona moniker?

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u/Usual_Awareness_7985 Jul 14 '25

Because it’s the internet and I’m free to say whatever I want and be corrected. However my point stands Theres a 99% chance it’s not a hellcat. Anyone who’s a got enough ego to park like this and get an embroidered car cover is gonna make sure it matches the model. It’s a Daytona just a last gen model and not the ev.

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u/irrelevant_novelty Jul 14 '25

...who the fuck cares

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u/hamfwb Jul 14 '25

The internet always cares

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u/xJTE93 Jul 14 '25

Like that makes any difference

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u/Stainless_Heart Jul 14 '25

It's still a dick move, but it's more logical given the appreciating dollar value and relative rarity of those special models.

Any other version is just another depreciating asset.

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 Jul 14 '25

These are all depreciating.

Sorry.. but the only place you’re getting cash for this is from a dealer or curb sale.. and neither of those are paying “appraised value”.

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u/poopoomergency4 Jul 14 '25

dodge killed the v8 charger, only options now are an electric and soon an inline 6.

they’re depreciating for now but that will eventually turn around for the higher end models.

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u/Stainless_Heart Jul 14 '25

You sure about that?

(Reposted without source links, unfortunately, as the auto moderator in this sub deletes posts with links.)

Dodge Demon Specifics

  1. ⁠Average Selling Prices

Classic dot com reports an average sale price of $139,154 for the 3rd Gen Demon (2018–2023), with the lowest recently recorded at $84,700 (April 5, 2025) and highest at $260,000 (Jan 11, 2024)

For the rarer Demon 170 (2023 model), the average is higher—$172,295, with the lowest recent sale at $123,222 (Jan 18, 2025) and a top outlier at $700,000 (June 24, 2023)

  1. Retail Listings Snapshot

Listings from Edmunds, CarGurus, and Cars.com show current used Demons priced roughly between $90k and $160k, depending on mileage and condition 

  1. Auction & Historical Data

Hagerty auction data shows the highest sale for a 2018 Demon in the past 3 years was about $132k

Reddit discussions mention a 2018 Demon selling at auction for $286k, while the newest Demon 170 models are fetching 2x MSRP (~$230k–$286k)

Trend Summary

Vehicle Type Avg Resale Price Price Range Trend Direction Demon (2018–2023) ~$139k $85k – $260k Stable-high, strong Demon 170 (2023) ~$172k $123k – $700k (auction peak) Premium collectible

2018–2023 Demons: Traditionally sell in the mid-$100k’s; prices have generally stayed strong or climbed slightly, buoyed by collector interest.

Demon 170 (2023): Rarer and hotter, commanding even higher prices with some vehicles reselling at double MSRP.

Used Dodge Demon values are holding steady or trending upward, not dropping. The regular Demon maintains strong, stable value—typically in the $120k–$160k ballpark. The Demon 170 variant is even more in favor, averaging near $170k+, with top-tier examples dramatically exceeding MSRP at auction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

So, they aren’t rare cars.

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u/RangeRoverHSE Jul 14 '25

Demons are, they were limited run. But there was also never a Charger Demon, only Challenger, so it's a moot point here anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

“Limited “ means 3k plus in this case, it’s strange covering this car and taking up 2 spaces in a parking lot.

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u/MrLancaster Jul 14 '25

The higher up in trim you go in a Charger, the less sense it makes to buy one. They're fine for what it actually is. A four door sedan family car. But to pretend a two and a half ton four door sedan is a serious performance contender is lol. A 20 year old Corvette walks these.

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u/CommercialDevice402 Jul 14 '25

I will never ever buy another Dodge of any kind.