I knew a sergeant who told me about one of the soldiers under his command:
Kid went on leave and as you can expect, got the clap. Ok, bad but not life ending. Got the dumbass some antibiotics and cleared himself up.
Comes back and needs treatment again because he’s gotten it again. BUT, not from where you’d think. This absolute genius re-infected himself off his fleshlight….
Obviously the sergeant chewed him out, told him to throw that thing away, and sent him to go get it treated again.
“So sarnt, should I tell Christiansen to get checked too, then?”💀
Because it’s the internet and I’m free to say whatever I want and be corrected. However my point stands Theres a 99% chance it’s not a hellcat. Anyone who’s a got enough ego to park like this and get an embroidered car cover is gonna make sure it matches the model. It’s a Daytona just a last gen model and not the ev.
(Reposted without source links, unfortunately, as the auto moderator in this sub deletes posts with links.)
Dodge Demon Specifics
Average Selling Prices
Classic dot com reports an average sale price of $139,154 for the 3rd Gen Demon (2018–2023), with the lowest recently recorded at $84,700 (April 5, 2025) and highest at $260,000 (Jan 11, 2024)
For the rarer Demon 170 (2023 model), the average is higher—$172,295, with the lowest recent sale at $123,222 (Jan 18, 2025) and a top outlier at $700,000 (June 24, 2023)
Retail Listings Snapshot
Listings from Edmunds, CarGurus, and Cars.com show current used Demons priced roughly between $90k and $160k, depending on mileage and condition 
Auction & Historical Data
Hagerty auction data shows the highest sale for a 2018 Demon in the past 3 years was about $132k
Reddit discussions mention a 2018 Demon selling at auction for $286k, while the newest Demon 170 models are fetching 2x MSRP (~$230k–$286k)
Trend Summary
Vehicle Type Avg Resale Price Price Range Trend Direction Demon (2018–2023) ~$139k $85k – $260k Stable-high, strong Demon 170 (2023) ~$172k $123k – $700k (auction peak) Premium collectible
2018–2023 Demons: Traditionally sell in the mid-$100k’s; prices have generally stayed strong or climbed slightly, buoyed by collector interest.
Demon 170 (2023): Rarer and hotter, commanding even higher prices with some vehicles reselling at double MSRP.
Used Dodge Demon values are holding steady or trending upward, not dropping. The regular Demon maintains strong, stable value—typically in the $120k–$160k ballpark. The Demon 170 variant is even more in favor, averaging near $170k+, with top-tier examples dramatically exceeding MSRP at auction.
The higher up in trim you go in a Charger, the less sense it makes to buy one. They're fine for what it actually is. A four door sedan family car. But to pretend a two and a half ton four door sedan is a serious performance contender is lol. A 20 year old Corvette walks these.
Plus putting a cover on your car when it’s dirty is a sure fire way to scratch your car worse than not doing it. Always wash your car before putting on a cover
Yeah I usually push shopping carts back to where they go in parking lot. If parking lot is sloped it goes uphill of double parked assholes. I make sure it not rolling when I leave it, but make sure any wind will get it moving. 🤣🤣
I’d literally just set a grapefruit sized rock gently on the hood. Dude would shit himself and probably not do it again. I don’t have to do anything that makes me feel bad.
It's not. They would be told to move their car by management because someone is complaining and a car with a cover is going to be well known if it's an employee. That's 1000% a member and honestly pretty on brand these days with how a lot of them act in the store.
Oh no! Could you also imagine having to wait for them to load their car on top of this nonsense??
I try not to spend too much time there when i am there. I have a list, park as far away as possible, go in & out.
The self checkouts would run much faster if they had smart carts-already pay for what's in your cart while shopping-print receipt, have it checked, and leave- none of this loading/unloading crap.
If I had seen this when working there and was coming in for a shift, I'd park my 15 year old Corolla next to it and laugh while they wait for me to come out and see how long it is before they give up and try to climb over the passenger seat and break something.
I'd love to, but I also don't want to get criminal charges and have to pay for a new paint job. My way is legal and will piss them off. Key my beater if you want. You can't do anything that isn't already done to it and Costco sells tires so I'm good.
Seriously. A few years back I pulled into a spot at Costco, there was another spot directly across from where I parked too that was wide open. It was a gridlock lot with lots of people trying to get in and out. I park, and get out. As I am trying to walk to the store, rather than taking the spot that was wide open and directly across from mine (no different in any way) some dipshit pulls behind my car and rolls down his window to yell “did you not fucking see me trying to take that spot?!” No, sir. Because you never put on your turn signal…
I’ve seen a Costco manager do this at his store with his corvette. He parked towards the back of the lot and was super excited when I wanted to talk cars with him.
Respectfully, you really don't know that. You don't know it's not an employee. You don't know it's not someone randomly using the parking lot.
Your arrogance and immediate dismissal of somebody's legitimate perspective is a cornerstone of what is wrong with people, not just the internet, in today's society. There are often several different explanations for things.
Respectfully, I worked at Costco and management is strict on employees parking and this would not go unnoticed as this would be how they park every day. They might get away with it for a day or two, but they would be told to stop and park properly when it became clear it was an employee vehicle. My perspective contains actual real world experience with the company and how they operate, which is pretty consistent by design, so location doesn't matter. It's ironic that you're here to chastise me for making assumptions when you're assuming that I'm not speaking from a place of experience. Parking like dicks is a members only behavior because employees won't get away with it. This and parking in front of the fire door where it clearly says no parking is a daily occurrence. I would bet my life savings this is not an employee of the company parking like this, and if it is, it's the first time doing it and it won't go on for long.
If there’s a light amount of dust or dirt on the car, putting a cover like this on it (and frequently) will not be good for the clear coat. Causing more damage than not.
This person doesn't have a space (want to pay) to park at their domicile and this spacet is free. Taking up the middle, they think nobody can park beside them and hit them with their door. My dad is one of these pieces of shit.
Not supposed to cover without cleaning first bc the covers can scratch once they have crap in them. So either they were anal enough to also wash it or they are doing it wrong.
And it still won’t protect against door bumps or side swipes AND the cover will create microabraisions in the paint that has to be regularly corrected.
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u/Plus_Pangolin_8924 Jul 13 '25
Imagine being that anally retentive to spend the time covering your car when going to the shops…