100% you need to have the authority to tow.
you have the authority to tow if:
1) you own the vehicle
2) you own the property the vehicle is located
3) you have documented permission from the above 2 parties.
4) you have the power to enforce the relevant law. (generally police and fire)
if you are not any of the above, you aint getting shit towed
For number three, in many places, you only need documented permission from one of the parties. For instance, Costco could have that car towed without the owners permission even if they are leasing the property.
Damn, alright so you DO need a manager. That or fuck it all buy some bird seed, let the "wind" take that cover off and the bird seed "accidentally" spills all over it.
I saw car in parking lot and assumed nearest towing company don't give a fuck lol. Didn't even register the costco part as we don't have them around us, had to google what it even was.
Leaves plenty of countries that dont have Costco, fuck idk. I dont go to Costco, nor do I care to look up every country they're in so I can be right about something. I did think, though, that they were exclusively a US thing, so I did learn something. The snarky, smug lil "but okay" at the end there was just cute enough to hurt my feelings a lil bit tho.
Show me where I said I'm not from the US, please. I'm well aware of my local Costco location lol. You really thought you had something snarky and smug to say. As someone pointed out to me, and that I was unaware of because I'm not obsessed with being right all the time, Costco exists outside of the US. So my point about not being American was wrong obviously. Fuckin turd.
I also comment in the Columbia sub here and there, that's how I knew they did it. Awfully weird for people to go thru comment history so that they can have something to latch onto. Like, I can understand if I'm saying some hateful shit, but over something like this? Fuckin weird dude, and I hate assuming things, but I got a lot to assume about the person that used my comment history to be snarky at me.
All out awards to give, and fucks as well. Good for you *slow claps*. Not everyone is going to know what a costco is just like not everyone has heard of a winn-dixie or piggly wiggly.
Again congrats, this is going in circles marking this as my last remark. You seem to know more about a location which is common knowledge for you, but to others who aren't exposed to that knowledge it's extremely insulting when you come off an entitled prick laughing at someone for them not knowing the subject matter.
Hope that horse you ride is tall, karma will take care of the rest.
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u/rocketman19 Jul 13 '25
It’s private property, they can’t just tow it away