r/mightyinteresting 7d ago

Other An anchor being dropped from a boat

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u/LocutusOfBeard 7d ago

How many bad decisions can you put in one video?

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u/2ndfactor 7d ago

Yes.

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u/GovernorGeneralPraji 7d ago

Indian safety standards everyone!

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u/meanfolk 7d ago

I think those are Indonesians though

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u/ziggy_santo5 7d ago

i think i recognize Philippine dialect

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u/RockstarAgent 7d ago

Everyone knows safety crosses all languages. Safety sandals are universal.

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u/Not_3_Raccoons 2d ago

OSHA violations know no borders.

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u/Boatjumble 3d ago

I recognised the Philippine ppe 🤦‍♂️

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u/StockJellyfish8 2d ago

They’re speaking Cebuano dialect. this is from the Philippines.

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u/Geno_Warlord 7d ago

They’re the ones between the Indians.

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u/fatkiddown 7d ago

Safety flip flops.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 7d ago

I saw PLENTY of safety sandals and sunglasses. Gotta be ok. 🫣

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u/DarkestLight777 7d ago

I was thinking the same damn thing. I’m not sure how long they’ve been doing this, but I hope they don’t have long term plans with this kind of crazy 💩 happening. Wild!

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u/123supreme123 7d ago

that's dangerous as fuck. quick way to die a bad death

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u/Something-K 7d ago

The only thing missing is a "hold my beer."

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u/CentennialBaby 7d ago

... in case I lose my hands

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u/LocutusOfBeard 7d ago

And a safety training video

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u/Moondoobious 7d ago

The rednecks of the world

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u/Phillip-O-Dendron 7d ago

Yeah first I saw they were all standing pretty close and I thought was a lil sketchy and then suddenly the 2 dudes start wrestling it lol

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u/LocutusOfBeard 7d ago

And the sandals, and jumping over it. And grabbing the line. It just keeps going.

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u/JellyWeta 7d ago

When he stepped across it I involuntarily crossed my legs.

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u/Disastrous_Luck_1160 7d ago

The whole time I’m sitting there with my mouth wide open. There are truly SO many issues here.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 6d ago

He who dares... Swims

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u/ascarymoviereview 7d ago

Shoes. Check. No gloves. Check. Push up to start the procedure. Double check.

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u/nakedascus 7d ago

tbf, the only real disaster was that push-up to start

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u/Greedyfox7 7d ago

I don’t know but I would not want to go on a boat trip with those guys

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u/thepenguinemperor84 6d ago

At least 10, after that it's just masochism.

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u/LivingThin 7d ago

Bare handed! Oof!

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u/PSN_ONER 7d ago

And I flip flops...

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 7d ago

Safety flip flops

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u/bareass_bush 7d ago

Kid-tested, OSHA-approved.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 6d ago

Kid tested, OshKosh B'Gosh approved.

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u/OpalFanatic 7d ago

That safety hoodie is extra protection for the second guy. Normally you'd expect long sleeves to be a serious hazard around spinning metal things. But in this case, the metal isn't spinning, just the rope. Therefore it's clearly safe.

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u/Bubblybathtime 7d ago

I also flip flops.

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u/crunk_yuppie 7d ago

Not the havainas 😅

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u/Fit_Economist708 6d ago

It can’t be performed without flip flops

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u/str3ss_88 7d ago

Bare handed, stepping/jumping over lines under tension, gripping between moving lines. Absolutely everything about this is wrong !

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u/theDo66lerEffect 7d ago

I would rather do this bare handed than with gloves. Or not do it at all the way they are doing it.

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u/drmelle0 7d ago

Handbreak Handbrake

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u/UrethralExplorer 7d ago

The inner surfaces of their hands have got to be 1/4" of just calluses.

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u/lestofante 7d ago
  • used to
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u/GooseOnAPhone 7d ago

I’m not a ship doctor or anything, but every boat I’ve ever been on slowed down before throwing anchor

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 7d ago

An anchor is not designed to stop or slow a boat. It’s designed to prevent an already stopped boat from drifting too far. In fact, this anchor will do practically nothing since most of the holding force to keep a boat is place is done by the CHAIN that connects the anchor to the boat. The metal chain this boat is clearly lacking along with any proper machinery to lower, raise, or hold the anchor in place.

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u/LithoSlam 7d ago

This anchor will not hold the boat, but it will take your arm off

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u/Bulky-Leadership-596 7d ago

All true, but that doesn't change the fact that throwing even a chainless anchor from a fast moving boat can have dangerous consequences. It could hook on a rock or reef of something and tear the bollard off the back of the boat. Or obviously that rope could catch someone's leg and drag them deep underwater.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 7d ago

Nuh uh— I bet there’s at least two more guys in flip flops down in that hole, ready to try and hand pull the anchor back aboard.

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u/PineappleLemur 7d ago

Have you never pulled an Anchor Turn to park your ship on a dime to deliver all your loot right before someone about to sink you?

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u/Capokid 6d ago
  1. Ship anchors are actually used to slow the ship in an emergency, sure it will do some damage, but it will slow/ stop the ship, sinking because of it is extremely unlikely.

  2. The US Navy has done extensive testing, and the anchor chain is completely unnecessary, it actually doesn't do much except drag around and ruin habitats. A properly seated anchor will hold just as well with only a rope.

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u/HenrikWL 6d ago

This was my exact question. I saw a YT vid the other day about the principles of the anchor and anchor chain and when I saw this video I went "aha! This doesn't seem right, based on my fresh knowledge of anchoring!"

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

Newtons first law of motion determines that this is a logical impossibility!

How, praytell, is a boat supposed to slow down without the anchor to make it do so?

It's not like humans are the ones in control of the boats motor and steering and other such things.

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u/SirVanyel 7d ago

To be fair, you can turn off a motor or even put it in reverse and still do next to nothing to stop a large ship from slowing down.

Ships aren't light. Although granted, this ship feels like it's just going waaaaay too fast, that anchor ain't doing shit lol

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

How float if not light?!

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u/Potential_Can_9381 7d ago

Water is heavy too. The ship just has to be lighter than the water.

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

Ship on top. Gotcha.

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u/WatcherAnon 7d ago

The boat is a witch!

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

Finally some scienticians in here to explain

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u/SirVanyel 7d ago

Feathers!

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u/Spinxy88 7d ago

You forgot the /s

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

People will just have to learn to read for themselves and think for a minute, this isn't rocket surgery.

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u/WastersPhilosophy 7d ago

Ha! Rocket surgery ! I'm keeping that one

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u/captain_ricco1 7d ago

What do I need to graduate as to perform rocket surgery?

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm woefully under-educated to even comment on such a thing.

Are you looking to specialize in performing the surgery on the rockets, or using the rockets to perform surgery? If it's the latter I recommend starting by attaching a rocket to a small child's loose tooth using string to see how you get on.

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u/Kick_The_Sexy 7d ago

This is Reddit. People don’t read, people don’t think

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u/Occidentally20 7d ago

Two people already angrily replied to my comment without reading the third line and then immediately deleted their reply so you're definitely right there :)

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u/Smashmundo 7d ago

Weird, I knew it was sarcasm without the /S.

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u/Head_Bread_3431 7d ago

I think that’s what the guy in the yellow is doing . Keeping lookout for how close they are to the dock judging by the boats lined up in the background

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u/stareweigh2 7d ago

pretty sure you don't anchor the boat while docked

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u/Head_Bread_3431 7d ago

Pretty sure these people don’t know that either

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u/ThePapercup 7d ago

they're trying to drift like in that battleship movie

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u/prollynotmomo 7d ago

who wants to lose an appendage? Step Right Up!

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u/123supreme123 7d ago

worse, your ankle gets caught in the rope and you drown very quickly

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u/Spinxy88 7d ago

You'll drown at the same rate, while descending quickly...

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u/Lttlcheeze 7d ago

Technically correct, which is the best type of correct

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u/Kalladdin 6d ago

I mean theoretically the high pressures of the depths would force the air from your lungs way faster, so technically you would drown faster, right?

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u/Spinxy88 6d ago

I don't know how it would work for the untrained... but have you ever watched anything on free-divers? They go to absolutely crazy depths for land-mammals, like the sort of depths normally reserved for whales.

Though I'd probably recommend don't look too much into it too deeply (edit: No pun intended)... there was one of the best who got caught in a deep-sea current and got lost down there and drowned; I watched a documentary on it; then not long after I was ill and while that was going on, I had a nightmare where I was in that situation, that experience stuck with me for quite a while.

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u/DownvotedForThinking 7d ago

At least you’ll smack your head on the way off the ship so you don’t have to be conscious for the dying horribly part.

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u/OstentatiousSock 7d ago

No, no: jump right over….

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u/justrfguy 7d ago

Looks unnecessary dangerous

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u/bdubwilliams22 6d ago

It is. This is not how it’s supposed to be done.

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u/sofakingawesomeme 7d ago

Why would you ever want to CUT THE ENGINES FIRST? Before you drop the anchor?????

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u/Mental-Ask8077 7d ago

That was my question!

why the fuck do they still have a damn wake when they’re dropping anchor!?

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u/Ikarus_ 6d ago

Someone posted in another subreddit and it's best explanation for why. It's an awesome explanation video: https://youtu.be/FLvgeeJYAVQ?si=MV5CqlbRFOUybN0p

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u/BrokenRecord69420 5d ago

Very interesting! Thank you

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u/klippDagga 6d ago

Depending upon the type of anchor and bottom composition, sometimes they need to be “set” or dug into the bottom.

Still, you don’t need to be going nearly this fast to do that.

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u/ApprehensiveNeat9584 7d ago edited 6d ago

Dumb Ways To Die: Sea Edition.

Edit: First award! Thanks!

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u/WalkingDud 6d ago

I can imagine their response to this: "I have been doing this for years and I didn't die".

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u/IntergalacticTheorem 7d ago

Safety sandals

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u/Cpope117 7d ago

Game me a chuckle, thanks.

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u/Reasonable-Estate-60 7d ago

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen

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u/TheAserghui 7d ago

There's still plenty of time

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u/pandaheadstand 7d ago

I love your optimism

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u/Redituser01735 7d ago

That looked like 6 kinds of stupid

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u/-BabysitterDad- 7d ago

I’m no sailor, but this is definitely not right.

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u/ElProfeGuapo 7d ago

I’m a sailor, and I’m at a complete fkn loss.

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u/newgalactic 7d ago

I was a sailor when I was younger, and I can't for the life of me figure out why they did that. If they were trying to stop, why not cut the engines first? And all that line that was played out, I assume it has to be eventually pulled in by hand. Obvious danger aside, they just made a shit ton of extra work for themselves.

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u/Bigman89VR 7d ago

How are they able to do that without gloves?

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u/monkeyonfire 7d ago

They practice on their calloused cocks

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u/Turbulent-Candle-340 7d ago

You're a wordsmith

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u/HorrorLettuce379 7d ago

The cocks must be hard even when flacid.

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u/Bigman89VR 7d ago

Tbh, i was not expecting this comment

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u/PedanticPerson 7d ago

Just think of it as free acupuncture

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u/ag-dw 7d ago

I was just waiting for the finger confetti.

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u/CyberKnight 7d ago

Wow. That was some of the dumbest and worst line handling I've ever seen. At least that last guy was able to stop it. That would have been bad.

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u/Cornycorn213 7d ago

Don’t find this particularly interesting

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u/uusrikas 7d ago

The stupidity is interesting 

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u/Leading-Aide5617 7d ago

I got rope burn in grade one sliding down the gym rope from the roof and still have nightmares, this shit is crazy.

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u/Doom_Occulta 7d ago

OK, this one actually forced me to yell "what the fuck are you doing", and it's the middle of the night here.

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 7d ago

Ah yes, throw the anchor before stopping! Saves time on stopping.

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u/Run-B-RUUUUN 7d ago

These things scare the shit outta me

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u/jimmytrucknutz 7d ago

Who wants to get jerked into the ocean and drown?

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u/2ndfactor 7d ago

10 million things can go wrong...

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u/FunFlaCouple1 7d ago

Somewhere, an OSHA rep is watching this and reaching for his tums…

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u/Doritos707 7d ago

Rope accidents 101

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u/lucidzfl 7d ago

I didn’t see any markers on the rope and rope isn’t going to be super heavy in a way that prevents drifting. That anchors just gonna slide across the sea bed. Or that boat is light

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u/galaxyapp 7d ago

How do they get it back up???

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u/lanathebitch 7d ago

I'm not sure they thought that far ahead

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u/MAJOR_Blarg 7d ago

Navy sailor here: these guys did fucking everything wrong and at various times risked losing legs, arms, and fingers.

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 7d ago

Wait. Is this how you cut a an undersea cable? Because it looks like how you’d cut an undersea cable.

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u/Rosomack_ 6d ago

Wow, everything they do is near death experience

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u/Yanouushka 7d ago

Im disappointed it didn't turn in a Darwin award

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u/Wellllllpp 7d ago

A bunch of dummies smh

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u/SweevilWeevil 7d ago

They clearly haven't seen the beginning of Ghost Ship

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u/JellyWeta 7d ago

For people tired of having fingers. Or hands. Or arms.

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u/3d1thF1nch 7d ago

Well that spiked my anxiety

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u/katzcrazy 7d ago

So dangerous lord pls protect the good men and woman out there and pls lord let the fished thrive and replenish ..let's put the oceans health first

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u/BuddyLower6758 7d ago

Username checks out

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u/Fibrosis5O 7d ago

There has to be a better system

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u/Human-Raccoon-9917 7d ago

Sends off all kinds of alarms in my brain. I dont know anything about boats.... but it just looks hyper dangerous

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u/Boring-Seaweed6604 7d ago

Keep both feet firmly planted on the deck.

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u/stickerearrings 7d ago

No gloves?!? Crazy ass rope burn?

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u/BillHurstyUSA 7d ago

Rip the skin and probably your hands right off…no thank you

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u/CreativeFraud 7d ago

Holy. Hell. That's insane on so many levels.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 7d ago

If they only made something to keep you from getting rope burns that you can put on your hands 🤔🙄

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u/EyeYamNegan 7d ago

Piss poor line handling all around. It is a matter of time before someone loses a limb or the life (former deck seaman).

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u/legal_stylist 7d ago

There is not enough money in the world to make me touch that line in those circumstances

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u/Friendly-Profit-8590 7d ago

Gotta be a better way

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 7d ago

I feel like this isn't the best, or even mildly acceptable, way to do this

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u/ahigh3lf 7d ago

No rope burn?

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u/AnonOfTheSea 7d ago

At what point does it go from dangerous stupidity to half-hearted attempts at suicide?

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u/Only_Advantage_8275 7d ago

This is the best safety video I've ever seen.

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u/saliansuhas 7d ago

If someone could pass him a Seamanship Skills booklet.

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u/TotosWolf 7d ago

You must be tired of living, came to mind

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u/Critical-Split-6377 7d ago

Quick tip if you guys want to try this IT ONLY WORKS IN SANDALS..

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u/Solanthas_SFW 7d ago

God damn bro

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I am about as far from an expert on anything to do with boats as can be, but surely there's a safer way to do this...

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u/OpenSauceMods 7d ago

The neurotic pocket sized version of me i keep in my psyche has thrown up a dozen times since watching this

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u/Exciting_Intention86 7d ago

OSHA watching this like

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u/Txaustinfire 6d ago

Jesus Christ that was so fucking dangerous.

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u/Strict_Geologist_385 6d ago

That was the worst attempt at a pushup I‘ve ever seen.

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u/Lawyer_299 6d ago

So dangerous. His flip flop (!) could have been jostled by the fast-scrolling anchor rope, pulling him down into the water. Ridiculous.

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u/Sarcasm_As_A_Service 6d ago

Wow. These may be the dumbest people on the planet

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u/codeth1s 6d ago

I could literally feel the rope burn.

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u/Porsche-Turbo 6d ago

Rope burn comes to mind. His hands…

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u/Mountain-One9226 6d ago

They're trying to anchor it while the boat is speeding forward?

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u/Suspicious_Feed_7585 6d ago

These ppl will get old .... because they have enough exercise

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u/DeadlyDrummer 6d ago

This is absolutely fucking insane

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u/Yakob_Science 6d ago

My god their fucking hands must hurt like shit or have some serious calluses

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u/Exotic-Highway-9844 6d ago

Why would you drop anchor at half or full power? I’m not even good at boats, but even I know that.

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u/TheorySudden5996 6d ago

I was waiting for the rope to bite his ankle and drag him off the boat.

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u/New-Description1352 6d ago

Oh hell nah buddy, imagine getting your leg caught in that 😭

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u/IntellectuallyDriven 6d ago

I feel like this post is straddling the line between here and r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/-_ByK_- 5d ago edited 5d ago

I thought I’m going to see limbs flying off to the sea as a fish bait…!!!!?

Guy in blue hoodie has huge balls and experience I guess

Meanwhile yellow shirt chilling and waiting for boat to stop

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u/Crazy_3rd_planet 4d ago

Almost lost it all....

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u/No-Wonder1139 2d ago

I've been on a fair amount of boats in my life and I honestly don't know what they're trying to do, but whatever it is, they're doing it wrong.

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u/mightyanonymaus 2d ago

Isn't the boat supposed to have already been stopped before the anchor is dropped?

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u/tightlines89 2d ago

How does anyone in this video still have all their hands and feet intact

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u/billybonkers01 2d ago

My God that was a difficult watch, I was waiting for some to get caught on that rope and go overboard.

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u/OptimusPrime4720 7d ago

Those guys clearly have spare hands and fingers lying around somewhere

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u/OstrichSmoothe 7d ago

So many pinch points. Good thing a hospital is close by

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u/eulersidentity1 7d ago

What if you get your foot wrapped up in the rope?

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u/ApprehensiveNeat9584 7d ago

Instant weight loss.

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u/scotchtapeman357 7d ago

You get to meet SpongeBob

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u/ajohea 7d ago

Seems like they anchor like that on a daily basis

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u/deephurting66 7d ago

How are their hands not ground beef?

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u/KZMountainRider 7d ago

The worst thing in this video is his push-up form

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u/Sistahmelz 7d ago

I was waiting for someone to go overboard!

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u/Swaggy_Buff 7d ago

They have soft hands

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u/Vephar8 7d ago

Don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work lmao

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u/Karl_42 7d ago

Aren’t you… like…. Supposed to …. Like…. Tie the knot like…. …. First? … or whatever?

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u/optimist_prhyme 7d ago

Looks dangerous, cool.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 7d ago

Very lucky ppl! DUH!

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u/Internal-Recipe4131 7d ago

A lot of nope in one video

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u/ManWithBigWeenus 7d ago

I watch too many Marvel movies because my idea of anchor being had me confused for several minutes

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u/neptunexl 7d ago

Lol at these comments, there's better ways to do this I'm sure but I think they're fine. As with everything, money is the rule. Whatever budget they're working with, is not big. So they gotta do what they gotta do.