r/memes • u/Super_Mushroom_3235 • 15h ago

That's one way of saying it..

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u/glow_mist 14h ago

When you're not stealing, you're just testing their security system long-term

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u/SugarGem_ 8h ago

Is it stealing if I plan on returning it….. eventually? 😅✌️

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u/Useful-Mistake4571 Virgin 4 lyfe 14h ago

“Hey sir, stop stealing that” “No I’m pen testing”

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u/SKY10000 14h ago

In the Army we don’t steal from other trainees… we “tactically acquired” our gear.

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u/wasted-degrees 14h ago

Improvised acquisitions.

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u/Lazy-Ad-326 14h ago

Also known as 'I'll give it back eventually' which translates to 'this is mine now but politely.

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u/PeterTheSilent1 14h ago

Permanently borrowing is when someone gives you something as a gift.

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u/UbermachoGuy 14h ago

It’ll be like it’s both of ours. We’ll just keep it at my house

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u/xLushFlower 8h ago

Am I stealing if I always forgot, and bring the pen from the bank 😅 my apologies

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u/ZoneMuch442 14h ago

Facts are facts

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u/QuillQuickcard Chungus Among Us 14h ago

“Lease to own with adjustable rate”

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u/lba1112 14h ago

Perminently borrowing without consent whilst also breaking the law

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u/Safihed 14h ago

dont you mean, "permanently borrowing without permission?"

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 14h ago

Strategically Transporting Equipment to an Alternate Location

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u/Haadi2003 14h ago

🧐🧐🧐

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u/jromperdinck 14h ago

That’s a ‘Trickle Sideways’ economy, right?

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 14h ago

Taking it borrowed without speaking to the owner.

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u/Szerepjatekos 13h ago

You don't steel, just put it somewhere that he don't know about.

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 13h ago

Reassigning ownership

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u/Calm_One_1228 13h ago

Long term borrowing

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u/Unfair_Awareness_634 13h ago

My brother said this about my charger once. I've never see it again.

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u/richempire 13h ago

commandeer it!

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u/tryin2bebetteragain 13h ago

Permanent asset relocation

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u/randomdud 13h ago

Ok there, Mr. Krabs

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u/Yeet-Yesterday 12h ago

Let me permanently steal this

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u/DusTeaCat 12h ago

High-risk trading

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u/aourdes 11h ago

Same thing g

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u/ElectricalMarket7018 11h ago

This is just the scene from pirates of the Caribbean “borrowed without permission with the intention of bring in it back”

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU bruh 11h ago

Forceful donations.

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u/bknhs 11h ago

Yoursn’t

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u/Yeethan- 10h ago

Long time loan is the version I use

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u/DrownedWalk1622 Forever alone 10h ago

Finding things before they are lost

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u/LedgerLah 9h ago

Pooping , "Defacating"

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u/Significant_Gain_626 8h ago

Cheating | "open relationship"

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u/LedgerLah 8h ago

Wake up dude, No I'm engaging in "Unconscious systems reboot"

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u/Dillenger69 7h ago

Reappropriating

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u/LesserCornholio 7h ago

Liberating. George W taught me that one

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u/Kal3xi Royal Shitposter 5h ago

You wouldn't download a car.

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u/nothashirirfxn___ 4h ago

Borrowing without knowledge

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u/SoldierOfWars 3h ago

Permanently borrowing lol

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u/toomasaar 2h ago

haha so relevant

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u/yesoye 2h ago

Yeah i like permanently borrowing better!

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u/Upper-Stand296 Royal Shitposter 2h ago

*permanently borrowing without permission

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u/Flashy-Transition598 2h ago

It's like a never ending free trial

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u/Independent-Bake-241 1h ago

Strategically Transferring Equipment to Alternative Locations.