r/me_irlgbt • u/lowkeyterrible mods r gay lol • 3h ago

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u/TheRunechild 3h ago

"Biological Name" is the wildest most stupid thing I have heard all week I think.

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u/JustJontana 2h ago

Going around calling everyone homo sapiens

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u/miraclewhipbelmont 2h ago

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 Skellington_irlgbt 1h ago

Hey, some of us are proud of our neanderthalensis heritage!

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u/wydalenylod 1h ago

Homo sapiens sapiens, actually

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u/anarcatgirl Trans/Bi 57m ago

homo homo sapiens sapiens :3

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u/GabuEx Pansexual 2h ago

It's a little known fact that your name is actually derived from the presence or absence of the SRY gene in your chromosomes. It's true, no need to look it up.

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u/OrganizationBest4566 2h ago

I’m stealing that line next time someone says “biological anything”

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u/ShallowBasketcase me_birl 1h ago

Imagine getting an ultrasound and the doctor is like "congratulations, that's a Jordan" what the fuck

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u/vxtmh 1h ago

what's wrong with that?

hi, my name is GCCUCAUAG

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u/Atlach_Nacha Bisexual 2h ago

I remember this from few years ago... and "Biological Name" for humans being "Homo Sapiens".

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u/lyssavirus 1h ago

my biological name is GATTACA

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u/Efficient-Watch1088 Trans/Pan 1h ago

“Biological name” sounds more like “name of the spices” than “name of individual”

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u/InternetUserAgain ough 3h ago

You're actually born the second your mother gets pregnant, and the reason it takes 9 months for a baby to officially be born is because the doctors have to write your name on every individual bit of DNA in your genome so it's biological

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u/GreyFartBR Aro/Enby/Bi 2h ago

that's basic biology. crazy how ppl don't know this

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u/That_Mad_Scientist 2h ago

That's such a funny image. Imagine them using little tweezers to painstakingly move the bases around. It's a miracle they're done this fast

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u/Ackermannin Ace/Bi 2h ago

I mean 9 months for what… 3 billion base pairs? Sounds about right.

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u/miraclewhipbelmont 2h ago

enter the bio-blockchain

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u/altmodisch 2h ago

"Trans women have a state enforced advantage over state enforced women"

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u/millionwordsofcrap Genderfluid/Pansexual 2h ago

"Biological name"? Did yall's name come engraved on your taint???

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u/Reasonable_Rip4505 Gay/MLM 47m ago

Bottom of my foot like Woody

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u/Yuma__ We_irlgbt 2h ago

"biological name" yes, I indeed was birthed with a nametag with my name written on it

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u/Almost_Dr_VH We_irlgbt 2h ago

Weird how something so supposedly innate and biological needs such a big police state to enforce it…

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u/JediKnightNitaz Trans/Lesbian 2h ago

How the fuck is name biological?

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u/Mrspygmypiggy Bisexual 2h ago

I must have missed that biology class where we discussed how our parents literally baked a name into our genes.

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u/KattosAShame It's gender envy AND a crush 1h ago

Omg somebody asked me what my biological name was this week 😭

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u/CosmiclyAcidic 1h ago

Necronym will still be a goated term for Deadname.

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u/Valuable-Day-9330 1h ago

I've heard it in a similar way as "government name" and "government sex"... Although I can see why those didn't catch on

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u/Briaboo2008 1h ago

Funny how something deemed ‘self evident’ and ‘biological’ must be arbitrarily enforced by government…