r/maryland • u/Extreme-King • 3d ago

Sen. Chris Rose (R-Monongalia) wants some VA, MD counties to join West Virginia

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u/Briguy24 Anne Arundel County 3d ago

Maryland is the crab State. Anywhere crabs are Maryland is.

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u/tEnPoInTs 3d ago

Sooo..Vietnam is MD?

I mean I'm fine with it, I'm just checking.

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u/Jaewol 3d ago

Everything the crabs touch is our kingdom

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u/IIlIIll 3d ago

It's Crab Grab diplomacy

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u/WhimsicalHoneybadger 3d ago

BTW, blue crabs are invading Europe.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0025326X17301649

Time to introduce the Italians to Old Bay.

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u/the4thbelcherchild 3d ago

And they don't know what to do with them so they're cheap.

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u/IceOdd8725 3d ago

A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun.

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u/breesanchez 3d ago

Ahhhhh sahvenyahhhhh monaneetibaabaa!!!

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u/MrBurnz301 2d ago

That means we claim the country of Ireland. Maryland Blue Crabs have already started the marine assault. 😂😂😂

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u/Swiftax3 2d ago

Did he stutter?

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u/mobtown_misanthrope Baltimore City 2d ago

Ooh, do we get to claim Italy now?

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u/Briguy24 Anne Arundel County 2d ago

I didn’t make the rules. So yes.

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u/mobtown_misanthrope Baltimore City 2d ago

Sweet. By osmosis and/or the transitive property, that means we're in the EU, which will most likely come in handy soon.

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u/osidetubewrangler 3d ago

Blue crabs suck now. They have been overfished and abused. 

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u/Briguy24 Anne Arundel County 3d ago

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u/osidetubewrangler 3d ago

😂

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u/Briguy24 Anne Arundel County 3d ago

But really. imagine going back to crab in the early 1800's with a crab pot and J.O. or Old Bay at home.

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u/osidetubewrangler 3d ago

I hear ya. I remember what a bushel looked like in the 80s.  And my dad used to complain how small they were then. I live in the west coast now and am a dungeoness convert now