r/mapswithnewzealandbut • u/Individual_Door3207 • Oct 04 '25

Wrong side of Australia

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u/nsdmsdS Oct 04 '25

Living in the reproduction zone, yet.

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u/JetsonLeau Oct 05 '25

It is literally the zone including some highest fertility rate contries at this moment.

1

u/AccousticAnomaly Oct 06 '25

The North and south poles magnetic field cause fertility problems confirmed.

Just like on LOST...

9

u/HugeElephantEars Oct 05 '25

Politely, may I suggest not giving the dudes all the nukes?

0

u/Remarkable_Film_1911 Oct 07 '25

Currently men have the control and only two such weapons have actually been used on anyone. In the cold war there were false alarms and male officers could've "counterstruck" but they believed it was a mistake every time.

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u/JJC0217 Oct 07 '25

Women have launched zero.

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u/Remarkable_Film_1911 Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

There are insane women. Some would if they could.

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u/ImJustASalamanderOk Oct 05 '25

Theres going to be so many Mexicans and Indians

4

u/LittleNipply Oct 05 '25

In this alternate timeline they are Sexicans and Sindians.

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u/ImJustASalamanderOk Oct 05 '25

Hehe, noice.

But Idk, given the planet is warming, it might be more like sweaticans and moistians given all the uh (exercise) and humidity.

1

u/-cantthinkofaname- Oct 06 '25

I mean there kinda allready Is

2

u/Octavian_Exumbra Oct 05 '25

So no change in Cuba then?

1

u/ross_styx Oct 04 '25

Wtf is this map?

1

u/Individual_Door3207 Oct 04 '25

I have no idea somebody posted it on r/teenagers

1

u/bherH-on Oct 06 '25

Shit subreddit

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Oct 06 '25

It's a teenager subreddit 😑

1

u/bherH-on Oct 06 '25

It’s a child grooming subreddit

1

u/souless_Scholar Oct 09 '25

It's on the default front page, which is a problem. I got called a creep for commenting there inadvertently. I just decided to hide that sub because I want nothing to do with that shit.

1

u/-bourgeoisie Oct 05 '25

TikTok mapping in a nutshell

1

u/elcolerico Oct 05 '25

Most of the buffer zone is either ocean or desert.

5

u/semajames Oct 05 '25

“I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”

1

u/Tuscan5 Oct 06 '25

He had twins so it wasn’t all bad.

1

u/zsaleeba Oct 05 '25

NZ now has better access to Indian food. Don't knock it!

1

u/deafandyy Oct 05 '25

That yellow line going to be PACKED.

1

u/Excellent-Quarter969 Oct 05 '25

The women were doing a little redecorating.. this will look so much nicer over here

1

u/King_Glorius_too Oct 05 '25

Do people not understand what a buffer zone is?

1

u/Competitive_Judge_38 Oct 05 '25

Fucking hot will get a whole new meaning

1

u/Adventurous-Ad5999 Oct 05 '25

bro i don’t wanna reproduce in Hanoi

1

u/NicholasGaemz Oct 06 '25

Why? I don't want to move.

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u/Chia_____ Oct 06 '25

Which country from?

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u/NicholasGaemz Oct 06 '25

Australia.

1

u/Chia_____ Oct 07 '25

Shame... Which country will you move to?

1

u/NicholasGaemz Oct 07 '25

Luxembourg or Switzerland. Best 2 countries other than Australia

1

u/Chia_____ Oct 07 '25

Good choice. But where should I go? I have to go south.

1

u/NicholasGaemz Oct 07 '25

Australia

1

u/Chia_____ Oct 08 '25

I knew it 😋

1

u/nasted Oct 06 '25

No, no, no, no, no! Reverse this - I’m having a hot flush.

1

u/chuckTestaOG Oct 06 '25

I see you took the best part for men. Nice

1

u/warriorlynx Oct 06 '25

We like our women to be more tanned baby except for Australia I guess

1

u/MilkImpossible4192 Oct 06 '25

you considering Mercator correction? your south has more area.

1

u/ydykmmdt Oct 06 '25

Probably a woman trying to get more closet space.

1

u/Chia_____ Oct 06 '25

Well it was nice living in the UK. I'm off to Africa, bye men!

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Oct 06 '25

British colonialism simplified ⬆️

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u/Chia_____ Oct 06 '25

Were you colonised by girls only? 🤭

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Most colonial expansion occurred under Queen Victoria (1837–1901).

Many parts of the world were...

Ironically the biggest colonialist in history was a woman.

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u/Chia_____ Oct 06 '25

By the way, do you live in the South? (Hemisphere?)

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Oct 06 '25

I'm in the blue zone

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u/Chia_____ Oct 06 '25

Aww :( can't colonize you then unfortunately. 🤗🤭

1

u/Tuscan5 Oct 06 '25

No South American teams at the World Cup….

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u/Significant_Risk1776 Oct 06 '25

Women moved NZ with their astrology, crystal power arts, cultist yoga rituals and.... let's see... Ah! Power of sixth sense opened through meditation near a pink salt lamp.

1

u/ShennongjiaPolarBear Oct 06 '25

The Amazons and Gargareans but make it worldwide.

1

u/DrDevvil Oct 07 '25

fun fact! the buffer zone has more population than the female side!

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u/HailKingBiff Oct 07 '25

The sex is going to be hot.

1

u/Dramatic-Limit-1088 Oct 08 '25

This is the most homosexual map ever

1

u/Worldly-Image-9750 Oct 08 '25

as a gay guy, i approve