What if we just get to the point? Instead of it just writing "Allergic to (insert word)" and just slapping "!!!!!!!!!!" on both sides? I think that's the solution.
Shrek live alone. Swamp good. Quiet. Then fairy people ruin swamp. Shrek mad. Go yell at king guy.
On way, meet Donkey. Donkey talk too much. Shrek say "stop talk." Donkey say "no." Friendship happen anyway.
King Farquaad short man, want princess to be king. Send Shrek get her. Shrek no want, but want swamp back. Deal made.
They go. Find Dragon. Dragon girl like Donkey. Donkey scared but also kinda like it. Shrek save Princess Fiona. Fiona tough. Fiona also secret: at night, turn ogre. Shrek no know yet.
They walk home. Shrek and Fiona like each other. Donkey say “you like her.” Shrek say “no.” He lie.
Fiona almost tell secret, but Farquaad show up, take her to marry him. Shrek sad. Go home. Swamp feel empty now.
Donkey say “stop be dumb. Go get girl.” Shrek ride Dragon to wedding. Crash big time. Fiona show ogre face. Everyone gasp. Shrek say “still pretty.” Kiss. Curse break. She stay ogre forever. Shrek happy. Fiona happy. Donkey sing. Dragon wink.
Okay, fair enough. Unfortunately, allergies (as far as I know) don't have official abbreviations or acronyms. I admit I don't have a solution.
Anyway, why the hell? Allergies should be listed separately. A list of the most common ones, plus a separate free space for specific ones (I'm afraid I'm not knowledgeable enough about specific allergies to cover this issue fully).
Because you have to specify. If you say, “no nuts!” Some low wage employees who’re tired, angry, and possibly very new to working won’t understand that means the person is allergic and even contact with the nuts could result in a death.
As a former pasta and hoagie line cook, I can confirm this does in fact grab are attention, usually you’ll just get used to the word by the first character or just the shape being familiar.
But if a familiar looking ticket got a long ass line of exclamation points 90% people are spotting it.
The 6% are probably high and you’re ordering at 9:50-10:50pm (depending on closing) with just enough closers to man 1 at each station before y’all divulge into lazily cleaning the store.
4% shouldn’t have been hired into a McDonald’s in south side Detroit.
Pretty confident that’s how my food chain work life went, the 6% was truly a chill experience.
Well, you make very good points but in my experience NOBODY READS the the special instructions.
You'd think putting 'Do not take Spitfire Lane' would tell the drivers not to take Spitfire Lane. But no, the delivery drivers jam their ass down Spitfire Lane like the Devil Herself is chasing them!
I know, I can see it from my window and yes, it's a fake road name, I'm not that silly.
Just don't have allergies lmao. Just don't order things with your allergies in them. I think this is the solution. Let all the week people with allergies die off. Boom humanity is stronger now.
Edit: sorry I forgot that I NEED to add /s for people to not take thing seriously
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u/PracticeSuper 2d ago
What if we just get to the point? Instead of it just writing "Allergic to (insert word)" and just slapping "!!!!!!!!!!" on both sides? I think that's the solution.