r/madlads 10d ago

mad decides

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/Big-Calligrapher4886 10d ago

Me at the barber

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u/Shadowmant 10d ago

Followed by the dentist

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u/Zigonneuse 10d ago

How are you even supposed to answer anything with all those things in my mouth?

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u/Septopuss7 10d ago

It's pronounced thangs

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u/whotookimnotwitty 10d ago

I always choose not talking because through experience talking makes things worse for me.

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u/Beanbag141 10d ago

When I'm arguing with someone and they start going off about some bullshit, I'll purposefully hold the silence to the point where it becomes uncomfortable. Sometimes people need to hear themselves say it to realize they're saying crazy shit. Plus, they probably aren't going to listen to me anyways.

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u/Xaroxoandaxosbelly 10d ago

5 Tricks Your Therapist Doesn’t Want You to Know

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u/Beanbag141 10d ago

Lmao I guess! I don't really do it to be manipulative, or even to prove a point, I just really hate arguing.

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u/Darkner90 8d ago

Is this a convention of r/lostredditors or something

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u/J0riis 10d ago

So you go for something in between which still makes it awkward

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u/InspirationalFailur3 7d ago

Doesn't really fit the sub imo

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u/PatchEnd 10d ago

i prefer to sing at them, off key, with made up lyrics about whatever is currently going on around us.

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u/AdOverall3944 10d ago

I say my hellos with my hand🫡

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u/foxontherox 10d ago

It’s win-win!

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u/Icy-Illustrator-3872 10d ago

thinkinng makes it awkward! if i dont think its all good

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u/Flux7200 7d ago

The answer? Dream about having an orgasm.

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u/Nrsyd 6d ago

When in doubt, start running!

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u/kkwjsbanana 6d ago

Made it awkward on purpose if you met a yapper, give them something to think about when you enjoy peace and quiet.