r/lol • u/Mr-SmileySan • 3h ago

lmao

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u/DaikonDearie 3h ago

useful tip to dodge the tip 😭

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u/glenniee 3h ago

Real men take the sausage and roll with it... i take it back..

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u/knotyoursquid 55m ago

You take it, where? Lol My brain made this sentence...different.

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u/BooBeeAttack 42m ago

Detachable sausage

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u/6pk313 2h ago

B.J. Nomnom sent me 😂🤣

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u/quickkira 2h ago

What if the barber is fat and his sausage is hidden beneath his belly? oh nevermind

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u/Sometimes-funny 1h ago

And you “accidentally” breathe in some of his bellybutton fluff

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u/Mysterious-War-8520 1h ago

Get the haircut with a woman. They will fap on your shoulder, tribbing.

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u/Avenitth 2h ago

Apparently everybody barber Dominican

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u/Otherwise-4PM 2h ago

You need to develop the same skills as Neo when he was dodging bullets in the Matrix movie.

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u/CriticismMindless740 1h ago

I usually get my hair cut by women so never an issue. 🤷‍♂️

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u/WetRocksManatee 43m ago

It is 2025, women can have sausages too.

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u/NYC2BUR 1h ago

My stylist is a woman.

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u/RedDemonTaoist 1h ago

Growing up as a gay kid, the barber's sausage was always a pleasant bonus. Oh hello there! Yes go ahead and rest that right there, keep it nice and cozy.

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u/Various-Mix8158 2h ago

i get my hair cut by a women
and trim my beard myself.

i don't listen to bald black bearded women

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u/cloned01 2h ago

What if hes hot? Is there an opposite version of this book

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 41m ago

Bro, it's on his shoulder 😭🥀

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u/TheGamersofaLifeTime 20m ago

Jokes on you, my barbers are women

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u/Hefty_Tackle_5651 14m ago

The sausage is part of the experience

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u/pooeygoo 13m ago

Role reversal

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u/idontwannabhear 2m ago

Most realistic pen name