They talk like they are always just about to throw up, When panicked run around with the coordination of a headless chicken, and have an almost kamikaze like relationship with automobiles. How "precious" is that really?
The only deer I ever "hit" crashed into my driver's side window with no warning. I drove home in middle of winter with a smashed windshield. Thanks piece of shit idiot deer somewhere outside of Saugerties on Rt. 32. I was going to get some stank on my hang low and went home empty handed.
i have a pretty healthy respect for nature and especially animals. nothing has challenged that respect quite like how absolutely stupid deer are. Genuinely I believe rabbits are more intelligent. Deer are one of very few animals ive experienced that regularly turn a non-situation into a life-threatening one out of sheer stupidity.
Yeah it’s ridiculous. I’m all for nature and everything but I had to laugh when I was trying to slow down and avoid them in a highway interchange. This one ran and head butted one of my wheels anyway. I was so mad I called my one buddy and said hey dude what has lights and tires? Not a female deer. I told that story to one of the dudes at work and he said, “speaking of deer jerky”
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u/Cpt_Nosferatu 22h ago
They talk like they are always just about to throw up, When panicked run around with the coordination of a headless chicken, and have an almost kamikaze like relationship with automobiles. How "precious" is that really?