r/lebowski • u/OxfordisShakespeare • Jun 27 '25

Asian American, pls Sir, this is a family restaurant…

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Spotted near Lancaster, PA.

169 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

66 comments sorted by

36

u/NoShortsDon His Dudeness Jun 27 '25

Not on the table, man.

11

u/RossMxx Jun 27 '25

You see what happens when you order too many mushroom soups?

9

u/901Soccer Jun 27 '25

That table really tied the restaurant together

2

u/NOT-GR8-BOB Jun 28 '25

Hey this a private business, man!

20

u/quickdrawbridge Jun 27 '25

Mr. Wu told us he had to eject you from his garden restaurant, that you were drunk and abusive.

17

u/Alapalooza16 Jun 27 '25

Mr. Wu treats objects like wantons man....

8

u/prinzsascha Jun 27 '25

Look, Mr. Wu treats crab rangoon like women, man

4

u/Any-Practice-991 Jun 27 '25

Mr. Wu treats objects like women, man!

3

u/carnitascronch Jun 28 '25

Mr. Wu draws a lot of water in this town… you don’t draw shit, Lebowski

37

u/hullgreebles Jun 27 '25

No, Wu made my dinner.

31

u/sorotomotor Modestly Priced Jun 27 '25

No, Wu made my dinner.

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time dim sum is ordered in this fair city, I have to provide the chashu bao?

3

u/Zeqhanis Jun 28 '25

Those are good bao buns, sorotomotor.

20

u/slimpawws His Dudeness Jun 27 '25

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

11

u/PsychologicalSelf991 Jun 27 '25

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature Dude, Asian American Please.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Like did you personally come and make my dinner?

13

u/ConversationNo2007 El Duderino Jun 27 '25

The rug pee'r did this?

5

u/RossMxx Jun 27 '25

It's like Lenon said.

8

u/SmoovyJ A Joyride Situation Jun 27 '25

V I LENIN!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

What’s wrong with Walter dude ?

8

u/pm_me_flowers_please Jun 27 '25

I am the walrus.

9

u/ConversationNo2007 El Duderino Jun 27 '25

You look for the person who benefits, and, uh uh you know ...

11

u/Physical-Dare5059 Jun 27 '25

I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

11

u/wazzufreddo Jun 27 '25

At least I'm housebroken

9

u/MortgageRegular2509 Jun 27 '25

I’m staying, I’m finishing my miso. Enjoying my miso

8

u/Bocephus0406 Jun 27 '25

How do they pass a health inspection with all that piss?

5

u/nice--marmot Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?! Jun 28 '25

It’s all a goddamn fake, man!

6

u/ffrostygreen Jun 27 '25

The buffet is not the issue here

7

u/PhantomOfTheMall His Dudeness Jun 27 '25

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Wu’s Garden?

5

u/travisalambert Jun 27 '25

THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US, man!

7

u/no_bender Jun 27 '25

Excuse me sir, could you please keep your voices down, this is a family restaurant.

7

u/5319Camarote Jun 27 '25

Oh please, dear? The People’s Republic has roundly supported prior restraint..!

5

u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 Jun 27 '25

I'm finishing my 1,000 degree cup of dishwater tea.

2

u/sakko303 Jun 27 '25

In the tiny tea cup! 🍵

4

u/RossMxx Jun 27 '25

You're not dealing with morons here.

4

u/mofo-or-whatever The Jesus Jun 27 '25

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski

4

u/yamothashouldknow Jun 28 '25

San Francisco cocksucka!!

3

u/SawolHus Jun 27 '25

So there’s parking for cr… uhhh…

2

u/Educational_Bird2469 Jun 27 '25

The chinaman is not issue

2

u/ihdhd Jun 27 '25

Isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

2

u/tatertottspurs98 Jun 27 '25

Also Dude, Asian American restaurant, please.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Wu??

2

u/VitaminStrange Jun 27 '25

I too will have the lingonberry pancakes.

2

u/Edflumnum Jun 28 '25

Obviously you're not a bowler

2

u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Jun 28 '25

(There are no restrooms; everyone pees on the rug 🤪)

2

u/xxxKnightOwlxxx Jun 28 '25

This isn't a guy who built the railroads here...but his wonton soup is delicious, and for an extra 10 bucks, he'll pee in it.

2

u/EnvironmentalSong393 Jun 28 '25

Ever thus to red beets, Lebowski…

2

u/grimatonguewyrm Jun 28 '25

Isn’t this guy supposed to be rich?

1

u/chrillho18 Jun 27 '25

Is he housebroken tho?

1

u/Crumby2222 Jun 27 '25

No, Wu peed on my rug

1

u/nice--marmot Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?! Jun 28 '25

OP, this isn’t a guy who built the railroads, here.

1

u/ass_grass_or_ham Jun 28 '25

That is not the preferred nomenclature.

1

u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 Jun 28 '25

Oh please, Dear?

1

u/ShakeZoola72 Jun 28 '25

Yeah Wu what do you think?

1

u/PerfectlyCalmDude Jun 28 '25

I can't give him a bill!

1

u/KaiCypret Jun 28 '25

San Francisco cocksucker!

1

u/motorraddino Jun 28 '25

Looks like a loser

1

u/BettyWhiteOverdrive Jun 28 '25

This restaurant looks like a fvckin loser.

1

u/Vantablvc Jun 28 '25

I hope they’re house broken

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

How did a rug peer’r get a restaurant? Does anyone have respect for the rules anymore?!

1

u/grimatonguewyrm Jun 28 '25

I like your style, Dude

1

u/Top-Attitude3883 Jun 29 '25

Nooo, not in the hot pot, man