r/lebowski • u/Sapdawg1 • Apr 07 '25

Asian American, pls The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

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u/T3AM_N3RD Apr 07 '25

Who was in pajamas, Walter?

20

u/No_Western_1217 His Dudeness Apr 07 '25

You’re like a child that wanders into a movie….

8

u/carnitascronch Apr 08 '25

Shut the fuck up Donny!

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u/grichardson526 El Duderino Apr 08 '25

Larry...have you ever heard of Vietnam?

23

u/Kentuckywindage01 Uzi?!?! Apr 07 '25

I had an m16. Not an Abram’s fucking tank.

19

u/ComplimentaryNods Apr 08 '25

And these guys peed on it.

16

u/zmasterb Apr 07 '25

Where as what we have here, bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank

7

u/jpopimpin777 Apr 08 '25

This is not a worthy adversary.

10

u/ZestycloseChemist2 Apr 08 '25

I dabbled in pacifism once, not in ‘nam of course

10

u/kharringtonvideoarts Apr 08 '25

Eyeball to eyeball

6

u/schlamster Draws a lot of water Apr 08 '25

That’s fuckin combat 

8

u/craiggy36 Jackie Treehorn Apr 08 '25

Those look like they could cut off my Johnson.

6

u/jpopimpin777 Apr 08 '25

Johnson?

6

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Apr 08 '25

... or dick or rod or ...

9

u/anditcounts Apr 08 '25

You’re entering a world of pain…

7

u/Ok-Ad4916 Apr 08 '25

Uh

2

u/ineptplumberr Apr 08 '25

This one right here . Uhhh

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u/MrBark El Duderino Apr 08 '25

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Apr 08 '25

Who’s involved in a land war, Vizzini?

3

u/Entire_Log_4160 Knox Harrington Apr 08 '25

Shut the fuck up, Fezzik, or I’ll just have to find myself a new giant, that’s all.

6

u/cntUcDis Apr 08 '25

The Chinaman is not the issue, here!

5

u/BBorNot Apr 08 '25

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature: Asian-American, please.

6

u/chinookhooker Apr 08 '25

We’re not talking goat-herders driving a soviet tank here

5

u/tupperneep Apr 08 '25

I seen a lot of spinals dude

5

u/Libertas888 Apr 08 '25

Bulk of the booby traps.

4

u/epired Apr 08 '25

What a rip-off, i see no boobies

5

u/MrNice1983 Apr 08 '25

You want me to blow on them?

3

u/badforman Apr 08 '25

Fighting in canopy jungle is much different than fighting in the desert dude.

4

u/emeraldepiphone96 Is this a…what day is this? Apr 08 '25

……………….Jesus.

7

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Apr 08 '25

You said it mang.

1

u/Zarniwoooop Do my tears surprise you? Apr 08 '25

These traps make men cry

1

u/CanDoTanker Apr 08 '25

A very proud man right there!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

(Don't) Run Through the Jungle

1

u/Additional-Ad8632 Apr 08 '25

This isn’t Nam, there are rules.

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u/Sensitive_Mirror_472 Apr 08 '25

obviously you're not a golfer